#tourism #airbnb #booking #travel #italians #croatia #culture #differences #bidets
This may sound like grumbling, but it’s happened several times now and I need a space to went.
We had a very busy, albeit short, tourist season here in #Istria. As always, we had a lot of #Italian #guests. It’s common, since it’s so close to #Italy and, dare I say, the #beaches are so much nicer. 😊 In the reviews everybody praises our place and hospitality. But! We rarely get the highest mark from the (1/3)

The most recent piece by @emorwee is on #bidets and how they can help reduce #climatechange. Another aspect that's often overlooked is dust. Toilet paper creates a lot of dust in the household. https://heated.world/p/the-truth-about-big-toilet-paper

It doesn't take a genius to figure out where the water in a bidet should come from! Bidets where created for women, so modern #bidets should follow suit. Maybe #toilets should also modernize! It's the #period. If you're in your period, do you want to get blasted from the back? Or maybe where the period is, through the front? Or both! As a guy, I like the jet right in my hole. But also add a mini #shower up front for vaginas! Maybe with a hand drier so you can manually help your self?

The upshot of nearly three years of largely remote working has been to inculcate in me a deep and profound resentment of having to occasionally work in facilities with no access to modern sanitation, i.e. restrooms with no bidets, so it would seem that the answer to the 1932 ad by Scott Tissue is a definitive yes—your washrooms ARE breeding Bolsheviks.

This, of course, is also why all my Kiva loans are dedicated to toilet building.

#bidets #cleanasses #humandignity

Welcome @Nik to our nice little slice of digital heaven. Happy tootin
#prolifictooter
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When you are installing a #bidet, didn't tighten a nut down tight enough, and it sprays you with water (clean). But the few drops that escaped manage to drip into the basement, and trigger the flood sensor and everything starts flipping out.

This was my night last night. 😂 It's funny now, but I thought I'd royally effed up and flooded our basement.

Good news though - We now have 2 installed #bidets in the house!

@LitMoose

Bidets? We British know not how to use them & place our washbags in them!
#bidets
#British

Just so ya know, I’m all in on #bidets. Yet another example of the excellent toots you’ll find right here…

#bidets seem like they're a hot commodity right now. Can't find them on Amazon, and on eBay they're going for 2-3x the price.