Beck receives an email with the subject YOU ARE A WINNER!
a single tear rolls down his face.
*New Ad for Dr. Pepper on TV*
🎶 "I'm a Pepper, He's a Pepper, She's A Pepper"🎶
(eyes go black, portal to Hell opens up)
WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A PEPPER TOO!?
Allergy Sufferers, remember our motto, "Sneeze The Day!" 😮💨 #pundaysunday early. #BigBabyHuey
#tbt with Cannibal Corpse and "Icepick Lobotomy" from 2014's "A Skeletal Domain" #throwbackthursday #webcomics #webcomic #comicstrip #familycircus #parody #deathmetal #cannibalcorpse #BigBabyHuey
#tbt #throwbackthursday #webcomics #webcomic #comicstrip #familycircus #parody #deathmetal #cannibalcorpse #bigbabyhuey
Scientist: "A person cannot 'eat their feelings' as you propose"
Me (through a mouthful of Reese's Cups): "You dare question my methods?!"
I consulted an expert* on how to solve the Netflix problem.
*Ouija Board
Their answer:
T O R R E N T T H A T S H I T
Another Xmas Classic.
People are just getting wise to the horror of Peloton but I was out after the ad showing everyone working out on Xmas Morning.
That isn't exercise, it's a cry for help.
"I'm sorry Billy, no one opens presents until I finish blasting my quads."
#bigbabyhuey #xmas #happyholidays2022
"C'MON DOWN TO SPANK BANK! OUR INTEREST RATES ARE HARD TO BEAT! LET US SERVICE YOU! WE PUT THE D IN FDIC!"
*Branch manager at Wells Fargo on phone*
"Yes, police? He's back again"