Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
28 followers · 503 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Beck receives an email with the subject YOU ARE A WINNER!

a single tear rolls down his face.

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Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
27 followers · 467 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

*New Ad for Dr. Pepper on TV*

🎶 "I'm a Pepper, He's a Pepper, She's A Pepper"🎶

(eyes go black, portal to Hell opens up)

WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO BE A PEPPER TOO!?

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Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
27 followers · 457 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Allergy Sufferers, remember our motto, "Sneeze The Day!" 😮‍💨 early.

#pundaysunday #bigbabyhuey

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Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
26 followers · 438 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
26 followers · 437 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Scientist: "A person cannot 'eat their feelings' as you propose"

Me (through a mouthful of Reese's Cups): "You dare question my methods?!"

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Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
22 followers · 244 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org
Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
21 followers · 180 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

I consulted an expert* on how to solve the Netflix problem.

*Ouija Board

Their answer:

T O R R E N T T H A T S H I T

#bigbabyhuey #netflixpassword

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Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
21 followers · 179 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Remember the reason for the season.

#bigbabyhuey #xmas

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Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
21 followers · 178 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

Another Xmas Classic.

People are just getting wise to the horror of Peloton but I was out after the ad showing everyone working out on Xmas Morning.

That isn't exercise, it's a cry for help.

"I'm sorry Billy, no one opens presents until I finish blasting my quads."

#bigbabyhuey #xmas #happyholidays2022

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Rev. Big Baby Huey · @RevBigBabyHuey
18 followers · 154 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

"C'MON DOWN TO SPANK BANK! OUR INTEREST RATES ARE HARD TO BEAT! LET US SERVICE YOU! WE PUT THE D IN FDIC!"

*Branch manager at Wells Fargo on phone*

"Yes, police? He's back again"

#bigbabyhuey

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