So proud of our huge-headed #Alaska governor #MikeDunleavy for his endorsement of Sir Donald of House #Rottencrotch. #Alaskans will really be able to beam with pride when Mike stays the course even when footage of #StormyDaniels pouring the coal to #Trump with her extra girthy #strapon, “The #Forbes” comes to light in that #NewYork case. Stay strong, Mike #BigheadMcMostlybone #Dunleavy. https://www.adn.com/politics/2023/09/01/alaska-gov-dunleavy-endorses-trump-in-2024-presidential-race/

@CarrieinFbx

I’ve met Mike. He has the largest head of any human being I’ve ever seen irl. It is truly gargantuan. I am convinced it is very nearly solid bone. #BigheadMcMostlybone

@AKQuixotic @Impossible_PhD

The only thing keeping Governor #BigHeadMcMostlyBone's digits out of our orifices is our dadburn #KonstyTooshin, and they try mightily to shred that.