@geekysteven

One for the old #bikemastodonmemes and #bikemastodon

All they sell you is an illusion.

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A century of one-sided design engineered by a professionally bankrupt form of planning.

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Living that "elitist" life...

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"Hey, look at me! I like to burn my financial freedom in exchange for gross excess to get from A to B on a daily basis in an attempt to prop up my so called masculinity!"

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Direct routes for me 🚗, but not for thee 🚲.

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Do I look that capable?

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Thank the Gods for new recruits! 😮‍💨

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How can a three-pound organ that is the seat of intelligence, interpreter of the senses, initiator of body movement, and controller of behavior, manage to get things so wrong?

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Buy a car to go to job.
Go to job to earn money.
Earn money to pay living expenses.
Try to build savings.
T̶r̶e̶a̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶s̶e̶l̶f̶.̶
Spend savings to maintain car.
Repeat🔁

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I feel like I'm pissing into the wind.

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I'm gonna be honest, this is where I've been at since about 2020 with this whole thing...

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The Netherlands 🇳🇱 has unveiled yet another state of the art bicycle parking garage directly connected to a world leading mass transit network?!

Okey dokey...

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Cue the excuse makers...

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What I appreciate about @notjustbikes is that his videos are informative, entertaining, and enjoyable, even for the car-blind of society.

Orange pilled and exposed to a reality they can't unsee going forward. 🟧💊

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The trifecta of my enablers.

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Sometimes I feel like both of these people...

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Me: "Let's build walkable cities to promote passive exercise."

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We exchange glances, they wonder what the hell I'm riding, and I wonder how in debt they are with their "commuter vehicle".

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I don't need Big Google thinking I'm interested in cars, highways, STROADS, and gas prices. 😂

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