Logan Five · @loganfive
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The Parrot Trap

#birdpuns #puns

Last updated 2 years ago

Edward “Ned” Abbott · @ewabbott
18 followers · 134 posts · Server mastodon.online

I just saw a Reddit post where the OP complained about applicants at their place of work. Specifically about using “fowl” language. I am not making fun of the OP. I am reporting this because it sent me on a run of bird puns in my head.

“No ducking way.”
“That’s a cardinal sin.”
“I suppose they are too chicken to speak honestly.”
“You have to keep an Eagle eye out for that behavior.”
“Owl see myself out.”

#birds #birdpuns

Last updated 2 years ago

Edward “Ned” Abbott · @ewabbott
18 followers · 133 posts · Server mastodon.online

I just saw a Reddit post where the OP complained about applicants at their place of work. Specifically about using “fowl” language. I am not making fun of the OP. I am reporting this because it sent me on a run of bird puns in my head.

“No ducking way.”
“That’s a cardinal sin.”
“I suppose the are too chicken to speak honestly.”
“You have to keep an Eagle eye out for that behavior.”
“Owl see myself out.”

#birds #birdpuns

Last updated 2 years ago

Molly Cantrell-Kringle ✅ · @mckra1g
1135 followers · 1250 posts · Server mastodon.social