Holy fuck, how entitled can people be?? What a bunch of Twitter Karens.

"I don't understand how Mastodon works! It has to change for me and it has to be exactly like Twitter!" — Fuck off. Learn how to use it, or shut up. Mastodon does not owe you anything, and we certainly don't care if a crybaby, that's just dragging mud across our carpet, leaves in a tantrum. You were not born with the entire knowledge of how to run your profile on Twitter either.

"Can Mastodon reach critical mass?" — Fuck off. Stop chasing your next fix of online validation, you dopamine-deprived coomer.

"Is anybody on here?" — Yes! We were here before you, and we will be here after you crawled back into Daddy Musky's warm, cozy colon, because you value the triple digit amount of fake likes of bots more than the handful of likes you get from real people here.

"My 'friends' are not here boooo hooo" — Then make some new ones. Or get your 'friends' to join you here as well.

For fucks sake. All of you act like this is the first time you move to a new platform. Were you born on Twitter?? Was Twitter the only part of the WWW you ever used?? You mental boomers need to get real or stfu.

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