If I had a friend who was:

1. Constantly bragging how “bigly” rich he was
2. Living in a private club w/ his name on it
3. Air travelled exclusively by private jet
4. Paid less taxes than me
5. A prolific conman

And that friend asked me for 24 of my hard-earned-taxed-to-oblivion dollars to help him pay his legal bills…I’d tell that piece of sh^% to fu%^ all the way off. You don’t get to brag endlessly about your wealth and then hit me up for cash when bills come due.
#TheAudacity #BishPls