🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
80 followers · 1952 posts · Server me.dm"What would you like?"
"#Fries."
"Any #toppings on your fries?"
"Yes. I'd like some #futhark and some #blatiphon."
"Very well."
#fries #toppings #futhark #blatiphon
🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
75 followers · 1761 posts · Server me.dm[Doctor's office. The #doctor is writing and says:]
"Now, what seems to be the prob... [Looks up.] Good god! You are #blatiphating! Well, the solution..."
"Is to #kill myself, right?"
"Don't be so #dramatic. Take two #blatiphons and call me in the morning."
#doctor #blatiphating #kill #dramatic #blatiphons #blatiphon
🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
75 followers · 1711 posts · Server me.dmDoes a #blatiphon #blatiphates in the woods?
If a #blatiphon falls in the forest, does anybody hear?
🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
66 followers · 1518 posts · Server me.dmThe Bishop looked at the priest, raised his eyebrows and said "Stop #blatiphating! Will you?"
"But... but... but... I'm not blatiphating" replied the priest.
"What are you doing with this #blatiphon, then?" inquired the Bishop.
"Er... nothing?"
🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
65 followers · 1477 posts · Server me.dmThe #blatiphon is eating pppp.
(I meant to write something else but my keyboard got messed up and that's what came out. You're welcome.)
#blatiphon #yourewelcome #keyboard #messedup
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🏳🌈Terminal Impala (He/Him) · @terminalimpala
44 followers · 791 posts · Server me.dmA #blatiphon came in my dreams last night, and we blatiphated.
#blatiphon #blatiphating #dream
Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
33 followers · 567 posts · Server me.dmThe #blatiphon blatiphated throughout the city. Everybody gazed at the sky, expecting a sign, that the blatiphon was doing its work, but none came, alas.
Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
19 followers · 308 posts · Server me.dmMy mother caught me with a #blatiphon down my pants. Fortunately, it was not #blatiphating at that time.
Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
15 followers · 209 posts · Server me.dmThe #priest pointed to something into the distance. "Do you see the blatiphon?" he asked.
"Yes" I replied.
"Well, it is coming for us, to blatiphate!"
#priest #blatiphon #blatiphating
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Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
9 followers · 78 posts · Server me.dmBring me the blatiphon so that I can blatiphate!
Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
6 followers · 44 posts · Server me.dm"The blatiphon blatiphated across the sky."
- Bob the Blatiphist
#blatiphon #blatiphating #blatiphist #blatiphism
Terminal Impala · @terminalimpala
4 followers · 29 posts · Server me.dm"Bring me the blatiphon!" exclaimed the King. "For I now need to blatiphate!"
#blatiphating #blatiphon #king