Corporate got on our ass about the #BlueSauce being "harmful" and "a public relations nightmare" and "you can't just slap stickers on windshield wiper fluid there will be lawsuits" so we had to dump what we had left.

Thanks to everyone who bought some! No refunds

#WhyTheSheetzNot

Corporate got on our ass about the #BlueSauce being "harmful" and "illegal" and "a public relations nightmare" so we had to dump what we had left.

Thanks to everyone who bought some! No refunds.

#WhyTheSheetzNot

There's a convention for something called "Furries" near one of our stores and people keep coming inside wearing giant animal costumes???

Look, we're not here to judge but if you could stop shedding all over the coffee machines we'd really appreciate it

Also seriously buy the damn #BlueSauce please we have to get rid of it before Monday

We would like to address some untrue rumors regarding our #BlueSauce: we did NOT just slap labels onto the windshield wiper fluid and call it food.

Haha, that would totally be illegal, who would do that?

Aaanyways, totally unrelated, don't peel off the labels off the #BlueSauce please, they'll... catch on fire! OoooOoo

We would like to address rumors regarding our #BlueSauce: we did NOT just slap labels onto the windshield wiper fluid and call it food.

Haha, that would totally be illegal, who would do that?

Aaanyways, totally unrelated, don't peel off the labels off the #BlueSauce please, they'll... catch on fire! OoooOoo

No, really, we're serious.

Buy the #BlueSauce, we've got like a thousand gallons of it and we have to get rid of it before you-know-who tries to buy us out

Try our new #BlueSauce for only $8.00 a jar!

Limited supply, hurry before it's gone!

#OriginalIdeaDoNotSteal

:promoted: Promoted

Try our new #BlueSauce for only $8.00 a jar!

Limited supply, hurry before it's gone!

#OriginalIdeaDoNotSteal