I guess the new thing on #Mastodon is #free #advertising. Just got a follow request from someone that looked normal-ish, but I was curious how I knew them.
So, before approving the follow I check out their profile, which is a scrollathon of "Buy my dice things to make up random passwords for the internet!"

Dude, you'd have better luck pinning up fliers on cork boards at #assistedliving and #retirement #communities.

I didn't #report it because, while I am a bit of a #dick, I'm not THAT big a #dick. Just needed to vent in a #toot about something that didn't involve #birdsite or #JFK or #BlueWaffles.