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tTh · @tth
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@cpu Mais quel reconnu, ce !

#dascritch #bofh

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`Da Elf · @elfin
181 followers · 4697 posts · Server mstdn.social
The Register - BOFH: Zen and the art of battery replacement

: Zen and the art of battery replacement • The Register
theregister.com/2023/08/18/bof

I'm late this week catching up. As usual.

#notfriday #bofh

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Useless Idiot 🇳🇱 🥀⌛ · @useless_idiot
307 followers · 9821 posts · Server noagendasocial.com

@CSB

A always finds a way.

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UnderpantsGnome · @UnderpantsGnome
50 followers · 854 posts · Server ruby.social

#bofh

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`Da Elf · @elfin
166 followers · 4321 posts · Server mstdn.social

WELCOME TO COLOSSAL SERVER ROOM ADVENTURE!! • The Register
theregister.com/2023/08/04/bof

#Friday #bofh

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Roffe :verify: 🇸🇪 🇺🇦 · @gladskit
48 followers · 99 posts · Server mastodon.nu

Som den gode anställda jag är loggar jag in på datorn innan första arbetsdagen i ett försök att plocka ned eventuella uppgraderingar och patchar som riskerar att tugga i sig hela dagen annars.

Tog bara två försök, nästan glömt lösenordet, nästan varit på semester. (Är inte semester om man inte glömt lösenordet, gammalt ordspråk).

Men kommer inte in på VPN:n, luktar moment 22:a här..

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #325:

Your processor does not develop enough heat.

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #264:

Your modem doesn't speak English.

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #64:

CPU needs recalibration

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #211:

Lightning strikes.

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #42:

spaghetti cable cause packet failure

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #271:

The kernel license has expired

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #415:

Maintenance window broken

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #268:

Neutrino overload on the nameserver

#bofh

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1185 followers · 7144 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #25:

Decreasing electron flux

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1181 followers · 7135 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #78:

Yes, yes, its called a design limitation

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1181 followers · 7135 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #83:

Support staff hung over, send aspirin and come back LATER.

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1180 followers · 7131 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #241:

_Rosin_ core solder? But...

#bofh

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1180 followers · 7130 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #276:

U.S. Postal Service

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BOFH Excuses · @bofh_excuses
1179 followers · 7129 posts · Server botsin.space

excuse #46:

waste water tank overflowed onto computer

#bofh

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