BoneQuest · @bonequest
414 followers · 720 posts · Server bonequest.net
CoeusPrime · @coeusprime
15 followers · 392 posts · Server social.linux.pizza

From the Great Moments in Product Design Department:
I swear these people coming up with genius moves like this should be forced to survive using their own products...

#productdesign #boners

Last updated 1 year ago

Funky007 · @Funky007
225 followers · 292 posts · Server mastobate.social

. They are mentioned everywhere. Even in my classes in school, I was taught that they were a fact of life. I don't dispute their existence. But me ? Nada ! Even with a full bladder, I virtually never have one. Whether I wake up at 5 or 8 doesn’t change a thing either. I’m not even when I wake up. Even as a teen I was like that. But then, at 10 Am… boom : I become super horny. Why ? I don’t know. It just happens. And it’s intense !

#morning #boners #biology #horny

Last updated 1 year ago

Jack Daddy · @jackdaddypaul
346 followers · 571 posts · Server mastobate.social

I dislike the duality and tribalism inherent in the “cut versus uncut” narrative that seems to pop up every 15 minutes on the birdsite.

I’m biased by familiarity and comfort with what I have between my legs. I love my and its disposition is as immaterial to me as its size.

MY penis bias is all about erectile function and responsiveness in the moment. I don’t care about foreskin or size, just on guys who can access their capacity for pleasure… and are into me.

#penis #foreskin #boners

Last updated 1 year ago

Death Cabbage · @tkohl
268 followers · 960 posts · Server mstdn.party

#boners

Last updated 2 years ago

Brad Williams · @mellamobradley46
4 followers · 8 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

first book, published in 1931.

#drseuss #boners

Last updated 2 years ago

J0hn · @emphatic_zen
0 followers · 19 posts · Server mastodon.social

i'm always ready, until the moment comes

#boners

Last updated 2 years ago

Mega Charizard X · @MCX
30 followers · 314 posts · Server dragon.style

Yo @charizard, here's a better to share with @fast_food: ( , as you'd call them, so I'll a to ).

💗
🌝 (for Princess @Luna)
🌟
🍀
🔷 (if Miss ran her botique's presence, I'd tag her here)
🍆
🍆

I've even got links as well! I'm as spiky as @raikou likes to be today!
jerkcityhifi.com/1118.mp3 (note how this one is a the audio file this time!)
jerkcity.com/_jerkcity1118.htm (featuring some guy with the same pic as an always-yelling @Edelwood)

#myspace #hotlink #boners #fat #bruises #purple #socialmedia #rarity #diamonds #blue #clovers #green #stars #orange #moons #yellow #hearts #pink #word #every #hashtag #give #charms #lucky #luckycharms #recipe

Last updated 7 years ago