𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗼𝘂𝗽 𝗼𝗳 𝗳𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗻'𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗮 𝗴𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗴𝘂𝗻𝘀-𝗳𝗼𝗿-𝗵𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗲𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀?

My immediate thought is the Pooh gang:

Winnie has an unusual addiction problem and is of low IQ. He is friendly and gregarious but prone to go berserk at inopportune times.

Tigger is obviously a cocaine user with a hidden past. He was in a relationship with Kanga but that has cooled.

Piglet is a lovely little coward in a relationship with Winnie, who frequently pushes him into spying for the team.

Eeyore kills without remorse while lamenting his life, leaving white roses on the bodies of his victims – if there aren't too many. He's often running out of roses.

Kanga is the explosives expert from Australia with a chip on her shoulder and a bomb in her pouch, trying to keep her son in check. Fancies Pooh.

Owl is the brains back at HQ, which makes everybody happy as he is not exactly brainy. His absence makes their hearts grow fonder.

Rabbit is the OCD mission planner, quick to anger when his carefully laid plans go off the rails, as they often do when Pooh goes berserk, Kanga blows too many things up, or Eeyore kills the wrong people – ALL of them.

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