David Kluft · @dkluft
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Tidbit: No, your honor, I’m not calling you “

A NY Town Justice was censured for “puerile and explicit” social media posts, in which she referred to herself as “” and “,” joked about being hung over, and bragged about that time she “drew a dick on [a friend’s] face when he passed out on the plane lol.”

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#legalethics #bossbitch #ladyboss

Last updated 1 year ago

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Mx Saturn :lapis: · @lapis
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Beauty and for all you out there:
Your skin needs water.
So yes, hydrate. Have some water. But... you need to do a wee bit more!

Wash your face with a gentle cleanser made for washing your face. Sorry cuties you need specialized soap for this.
While scrubbing (in small circles) think about your grudges and needs for vengeance.
Rinse!
Dry your face gently, planning out your revenge.
Now take a light moisturizer, and rub it in. Think of the look on your nemesis' face when they see how good your face looks. Do NOT think about kissing then :blobangery: that is for the lip balm step!
Next, if you are going out, apply a sunscreen and let it soak in for 10 minutes. Reapply in 2 hours if necessary. You need sunscreen year round. What would your nemesis think if you got melanoma???

Okay, do lip balm and look in the mirror. Blow your reflection a kiss and start taking revenge like the bad you are.

#beautytipsforvillains #bossbitch #tip #selfcare

Last updated 2 years ago