#boycottquatar #boycottworldcup #boycottballs #boycotteverything

I have a number of fellow priests here at the rectory on this Saturday afternoon to have a game of Scrabble, as a solidarity event to help us ignore the World Cup and defend human rights.

#boycotttheworldcup

Three priests have reached breaking point and are demanding I turn the TV on, one is catatonic on the carpet after 18 gin & tonics, My housemaid Gwendoline is proposing fried chicken wings to try and defuse the situation.