A wearable fitness tracker for couch potatoes:

the Sitbit

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Do you know how some bartenders will cut a customer off when they’ve had enough? I guess tattoo artists never do that, huh?

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I don't know which is worse...

...free-floating anxiety or the drop anchor kind.

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There aren't enough hours in the day to do all the nothing I want to do.

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A prickly pear is infinitely preferable to a prickly bear.

#braindroppings #nonsense

If I ever develop a Mastodon app, I'm naming it "Tootaloo."

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Are standup comics who refer to themselves as 'artists' less funny than those who don't?

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I'm going to have to stop watching the news or buy a bigger swear jar.

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This is meant as an example. It applies to other interactions. The spectrum between "per my last email" in professional, formal, or stranger interactions, and "Are you on drugs?" is fascinating to me. I would absolutely respond with "are you high?" to some of my friends, but not work colleagues. So there is a point on the spectrum where the "appropriateness" of a response changes. Call it the "last email on drugs" spectrum. #BrainDroppings

When someone does me wrong, I tend to cut the person some slack.

None of this '3 strikes and you're out' business, though.

They only get 2 strikes.

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The "Miscellaneous" folder is the kitchen drawer of file cabinet organization.

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I don't want to live forever...

...just long enough to watch all the TV shows and movies on my watchlist.

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I couldn't tell you the last time I heard someone say the word 'lariat.'

Just to be clear,
"Where's Larry at?" doesn't count.

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Shame shaming is shaming someone for having no shame.

For obvious reasons, it has no effect whatsoever.

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Freedom of religion
includes
freedom from religion.

#LiveAndLetLive #BrainDroppings

How am I supposed to grow old gracefully when I've been a klutz all my life?

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The spellings of 'rhythm' and 'diarrhea' must have been made up by the same guy

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Everyone I know who took piano lessons for a short while before they convinced their parents to let them quit, wishes they had stuck with it.

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I'm as guilty as anyone, but we waste so much time focusing on what billionaire narcissists have to say.

We're just reinforcing their bad behavior, aren't we?

Not to mention the fact that what they say today might be the exact opposite of what they say tomorrow.

But, it's so hard to look away, isn't it?

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Still very much perplexed by Mastodon, but can understand the basics of it at least.

It's like Twitter and Tumblr had a baby.

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