Lady Bertram's pug · @ladybertramspug
92 followers · 618 posts · Server home.social

crossword puzzle: Egyptian god with a crocodile head
me: .... Offler?



#discworld #terryprachett #brainrot

Last updated 1 year ago

David Hull 胡大衛 · @HuShuo
566 followers · 2690 posts · Server mastodon.social

So, I know my memory is awful, but I just had to explain what I've been doing since I was in the army (2000), and I had to read off my CV. I was like, Wow! I did that? That was cool. Ohh! I forgot all about that!

#brainrot

Last updated 1 year ago

Alceawisteria · @alceawisteria
1 followers · 56 posts · Server im-in.space

@Houl

Only if you have mew

Or are from switzerland

#brainrot

Last updated 1 year ago

Michael Fenichel · @drmike
235 followers · 889 posts · Server mastodon.social

Heh... Spot on!

But speaking of spots, they'll not likely change on the MTG /#GQP creature!) No seen/spoken.

The third paragraph of Dr Dre’s cease and desist letter to MTG 🔥

twitter.com/ThatsNokay/status/

#truth #GQP #brainrot #mtg

Last updated 1 year ago

DisDudeDraws · @DisDudeDraws
20 followers · 271 posts · Server mastodon.art
infocyte · @infocyte
2 followers · 40 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

That moment of clarity when you realize that you’re listening to a twitch stream that is reacting to a video of yet another streamer commenting on a video of someone reacting to a YouTube video

#brainrot

Last updated 2 years ago

Miss Shigatsu · @miss_shigatsu
6 followers · 33 posts · Server mastodon.world

you know, i really thought this migraine thing was over. nope... just chuck testa...

#brainrot #day40

Last updated 2 years ago

Miss Shigatsu · @miss_shigatsu
6 followers · 33 posts · Server mastodon.world

i'm snowed in and my head hurts too much to even play minecraft. this is bullshit!

#brainrot #day32

Last updated 2 years ago

💚☆Greenwyrm☆🐍 · @GreenieGhostie
35 followers · 197 posts · Server aethy.com

God I'm having Turo brainrot so you all have to deal with me for a min skdndmdm

Imagining Turo breeding my little loli trainer's cunny and Arven walks in,,, He's shocked and kinda pissed but then Turo says like "Remember when we used to do this? Like looking in a mirror, Arvie."

God I'm hella horny for both of them, I need to get over this art block so I can draw the threesome of my dreams JSBDMDNZMDM :bonk: :bonk: :bonk:

#nsfw #brainrot #turo #arven #rambling #pokemon

Last updated 2 years ago

cybik :deifirev: · @root
226 followers · 5095 posts · Server sms.cybik.moe

Okay so if we ascribe to the idea that Teyvat's own Chaos Goblin General, Alice, is a descender [backed by what she said in Scara's Collected Miscellany IN ALL 4 VOICE TRACKS]...

What in the name of the seven archons does that make Klee? A half-descender half-elf? Or did Alice pull an Asari and just use Klee's dad as an RNG source to procreate through parthenogenesis? Which, given that she's a genius and an elf, isn't a stretch.

#genshin #GenshinImpact #brainrot

Last updated 2 years ago

Greenwyrm · @GreenieGhostie
18 followers · 29 posts · Server aethy.com

Continuing with my shota Arven brainrot, I feel like he would rut into his pillow late at night just because he saw his Maschiff do it, and he finds out it feels good 🥺

(I feel like he'd also whimper when he does it, even if he can't cum yet he knows it makes his lil pp feel good :shyplead: )

#shota #text #nsfw #arven #rambling #brainrot

Last updated 2 years ago