And for the grand finale, I give you the casual dumbfuckery endured by some teachers:
Part Three - Father
"Nope, I can beat both. I called a parent to tell them her daughter maybe needed an eye test as she was struggling to see millimetres on her ruler- the parent asked why the school didn’t just buy her a bigger ruler!
He had to explain to her that millimetres are ALWAYS the same size!"
#BrexitDividends #UKPolitics #FuckTheTories #WeDontNeedNoEducation

Part Two - Mother
(this has an extra bonus #Covid component, because where would we be without a bit of #misinformation?)
"Well, I just heard a woman in the wool shop telling someone on herphone that they couldn’t possibly have a virus if they didn’t have a rash because you ALWAYS have a rash when you get a virus! "
#BrexitDividends #Turnips #Tomatoes #Rationing #UKPolitics #FuckTheTories #ToldYouSo #AllergicToThinking

The following is a transcript of a friend's conversation with her husband and daughter this week:
Part One - Daughter
"There’s this girl in my A Level Ethics class who has applied to Cambridge & asked the teacher today if we lived under a capitalist or a communist regime!"
Stay tuned ...
#BrexitDividends #AllergicToThinking #ToldYouSo #UKPolitics #Rationing #Turnips #Swedes #Tomatoes #FuckTheTories

@bullivant
No.
Fucking.
Way.
Probably because we actually *import* most of our turnips. It's swedes that grow here. Typically ill-informed garbage from the walking turnip.
#BrexitDividends #Rationing #UKPolitics #Turnips

@Jon6705 doubtless these canny farmers will now be planting #turnips as a substitute for 🍎🍎, with the help of a generous #postBrexit #DEFRA #subsidy from #TurnipCoffey
#BrexitDividends for the true believers round every corner. Meanwhile the rest of us make do on #war #rations.

Brexit has destroyed our traditional high streets, but now you can get a tattoo any time you like! Now there's a #Brexitbenefit for you!
#brexitdividends #BrexitBrokeBritain #r4today

#BrexitDividends #Brexit
Too many to count !
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2022/nov/25/meta-facebook-seeks-government-protection-from-jacob-rees-mogg-eu-law-bonfire

RT @lerayner: Spectacular chart in today's @FT showing the real extent of all of those #brexitdividends #thegiftthatkeepsongiving

🐦🔗: https://nitter.eu/Jude_KD/status/1518857801375830016