coldclimate · @coldclimate
311 followers · 2491 posts · Server hachyderm.io

I will always regard them as pompus oafs, but damn if Waitrose funny make the best winegums

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Last updated 2 years ago

Tryst · @tryst
368 followers · 2563 posts · Server meow.social

Landscaping the front garden means reburying the Virgin Media cable from it's habitual 7 μm depth to a more sensible 20 cm depth

#britishproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Marjorie H Morgan · @MarjorieMorgan
416 followers · 1351 posts · Server mas.to

insidehousing.co.uk/comment/co

James Baldwin said,

“I was born here almost 60 years ago. I’m not going to live another 60 years. You always told me, ‘It takes time.’ It’s taken my father’s time, my mother’s time, my uncle’s time, my brothers’ and my sisters’ time. How much time do you want for your progress?”

?

#alltalknoaction #raceequalityweek #tommurtha #edi #britishproblems #Socialhousing #howmuchtime #jamesbaldwin

Last updated 2 years ago

Paul Martin · @nowster
59 followers · 476 posts · Server fosstodon.org

Sadness lurks in the bottom of the teacup.

#britishproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

James · @j34329z
18 followers · 211 posts · Server anti-social.online

Just started playing Watchdogs: Legion, which is set in London, and five minutes into my first playthrough I found myself making sure I was in the correct lane, keeping to the speed limit, tutting at other drivers using a bus lane and spending a considerable amount of time looking for somewhere to park.
(Not on double yellows!! *gasp*)

#britishproblems #Gaming #xbox #gayming #watchdogslegion #UK #london #driving

Last updated 2 years ago

James · @j34329z
18 followers · 211 posts · Server anti-social.online

Just started playing Watchdogs: Legion, which is set in London, and five minutes into my first playthrough I found myself making sure I was in the correct lane, keeping to the speed limit, tutting at other drivers using a bus lane and driving around to look for somewhere to park.
(Not on double yellows!! *gasp*)

#britishproblems #Gaming #xbox #gayming #watchdogslegion #UK #london #driving

Last updated 2 years ago

David Phd · @cmsdengl
741 followers · 2202 posts · Server mas.to

Another “I told you so” moment. Britain’s problems have always come from Westminster rather than elsewhere theguardian.com/politics/2023/

#Europe #RejoinEU #eu #britishproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Abby Vegas · @AwkwardCeleb
128 followers · 77 posts · Server mas.to
Big Cajun Man [aw] · @Bigcajunman
25 followers · 98 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

"It's not quite what I had in mind" (Financially)
Maybe you need to be a little less polite and more direct regarding your money? No need to go nuts, but subtlety only sometimes gets you what you want.

canajunfinances.com/2016/10/03

#subtle #britishproblems #phraseology #polite

Last updated 2 years ago

James · @j34329z
18 followers · 282 posts · Server anti-social.online

When I see the word "debugger" I interpret it as "de-bugger", which is something quite different. 🤷‍♂️

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Last updated 2 years ago

Sven Shipton · @svn
237 followers · 84 posts · Server social.coop

:

"We are sorry that the 19:56 TransPennine Express train to Liverpool Lime Street has been cancelled."

Oh, okay. Well I wonder why?

"This is due to a short-notice change to the timetable."

No shit. I figured that out from the first sentence. WHY was there a change to the timetable though? 🤔

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Last updated 3 years ago

398w 👨‍💻 · @398w
47 followers · 487 posts · Server dice.camp

- When are we meeting today?
- Let's meet at teatime

WTF is teatime? That's every hour FFS

#britishproblems

Last updated 3 years ago