I'm tired of spelling my #name for orders, slowly & carefully & with plenty of enunciation, & having ppl mispronounce it or uncertainly whisper it so I gotta pay extra attention. I'm considering coming up with a white person name, just for these food-ordering moments. When I was young, I rebelled. "LET THEM STRUGGLE, MY NAME IS MY #IDENTITY!" But now I'm old, crotchety, & just wanna quickly go home with my bag of food like some concrete jungle #cryptid.

So... What should my #whitepeople name be (note, some of these are not originally western names but are easier for white ppl than my current name)?

P. S. I still gotta have some ✨flair✨ so I'm not quite sure I could say "Jane Smith" with a straight face.

P. S. S
Multiple choices allowed. Thanks, love ya. ❤️

#PoC #minorityexhaustion #BrownPeopleProblems #ImJokingKindaMaybeButNotReally #microaggressions #Asian #ImTired

Date and time of manufacture of the Porsche made it Manglik, so it’s desi owners got it married to a tree before taking ownership 🥴#brownpeopleproblems