"God has made women pretty, so that men can like them, and silly, so that they can like men."
"Life is a sky-dive: out of a cunt, into the grave."
- Faina Ranevskaya
#aphorisms #fainaranevskaya #builtdifferent
I’m a lyrical miracle spiritual individual 💪 😎
#builtdifferent #builtfordtough
i don’t get sick because of germs i get sick because of bad vibes #builtdifferent
As it turns out I'm really white. With some distant African ancestors.
RT @Confused_Eel28@twitter.com
🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Confused_Eel28/status/1618737351769096192
@medusaousa And we could stop on the way home at the candy store (remember those!) And buy candy cigarettes (yup!) with our pocket money... You blew into them and a bit of sugar powder came out like smoke!
I am proud to say that in my first attempt this year to write out the date, I correctly wrote 2023. #builtdifferent
When my 13 yo wanted to know why me and her Dad are the way we are, we just showed her some Charley Says, various Pylons Are Out To Kill Us and Don’t Play On Building Sites psas, and after looking horrified, muttering ‘Jesus Christ’ under her breath, she’s now giving the wall a 1000 yard stare
#genx #builtdifferent #parenting #thisIsWhyWeDrink