@maegodhavemercy I had one of those at my last job... and given that the business had changed hands since the ex-owner had bought it, I *might* have been able to get away with taking it with me when I left.

Alas, I left it behind. Low key regret it. #BurnDownTheBuilding

Dear reader, I just spent the last 20 minutes on a holy crusade to find out where the hell my stapler went (my thieving daughter squirreled it away to her room) and the irony is not lost on me that THIS is the stapler in question. #LifeImitatesArt #BurnDownTheBuilding