You come to realize your partner has severe OCD. It takes you a while to notice. They need the bedcovers mussed in a scale replica of the coast of southern Crete, exactly a 12% ratio of crumbs to surface area on the table, 27 flecks of toothpaste on the bathroom mirror, etc. They feel the need to live in an extremely precise level and pattern of disorder.

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