Roofers are here. They have about a quarter of the roof removed.

Oof.

#DadJokes #ButSeriously #IDidntOrderASkylight

hello, please pay me to make content for your social media accounts? I’ll give your brand “silly goofy mood” vibes and then you can pay me and offer me benefits and it’ll be really awesome :) people will see your brand and wanna protect it at all costs!!

#hireme #marketing #silly #butseriously #jobsearch

#dune #camping #desert #bookstodon #Dune #dunemovie #showerthought #butseriously

When thousands upon thousands of new people are joining Mastodon to escape Twitter's BS but you still haven't heard head or tail from your bestie who still on Twitter

#WelcomeToMastodon #ButSeriously #MichelleWhereAreYou #Shrek #Memes

Y'know what? Fuck it, I don't even care anymore.

Because chances are if you're offended by a silly little meme, you need help.

#FamilyGuy #ButSeriously #WhyCouldntThisShowStayCancelled

I thought I was a woman of moderate feeling and then they pop up in my LinkedIn feed like they're genuinely about to do something about one of the biggest issues (food security) confronting humanity now...

🤮🤮🤮 #IKnowItsCliche #ButSeriously #FuckYouGuys

Dude.

Y'all.

The rebooted God of War series.

Spec

TAC

ular storytelling and gameplay. You gotta play this. Absolutely start with the 2018 version. If you're not familiar at all, maybe watch a catchup video on YouTube for the first 1-3 games.

Play 2018. Then attempt to get ready for this 2022 Ragnarok.

Then realize your attempts to get ready are feeble and meaningless.

Then press Start.

#GodOfWar #GodOfWarRagnarok #GodOfKickingYourPants #ButSeriously

I'm seeing suggestions for Mastodon to refer to instances as neighborhoods.

In that spirit I'd like to propose we refer to trolls or toxic posts as "leaf blowers". ☣️💨🍃

@eniko

#mastodon #ux #humor #butseriously #comedy #notkidding