My husband made a joke about Howie Long being a vampire, which led to a discussion of the commercialization of religion, which led to a discussion of the insidious politicization of religion and vice versa, which led to me literally to the brink of existential crisis.

This is that "new normal" everybody's talking about, right? #MentalHealth #panic #IMayBeHigh #NoIDerfinitelyAm #ButStill

Noooo please don't hide that a link's going to LinkedIn in your documents! I don't want to look like I'm stalking anyone, I literally do not want to be perceived in this treacherous void we call cyberspace unless I absolutely consent! 😫 #AMeanTrick #Jk #IKnowItsEasier #ButStill

the world is v annoying rn, so I think it's time to attempt this clock magazine again. obscure historical Japanese clock terms cannot possibly be more annoying than Life. #IMean #BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor #ButStill #amtranslating