There you are, just walking down a crowded city street, when you feel something brush against your backside. Suddenly, you feel a tug between the cheeks, and turn around just in time to see a young man absconding from you, with your #anus in his hand...

It's one of the infamous #ButtholeThieves!!

"My butthole!" You cry, "Stop! Thief! He's stolen my butthole!"

The #Butthole Thief laughs maniacally as he runs away from you, your precious and irreplaceable butthole in hand. You give chase, but before you can do anything, he's already jumped into a getaway car. You run into the road behind it as it speeds away, shouting, "Nooo! My butthole! I need my butthole!!"

But it's too late, The car is already speeding away, your pleas for mercy falling on deaf ears: Butthole Thieves are the most cold-hearted criminals there are.

#Microfiction #comedy #story #erotica #EroticLiterature #surreal #surrealism #BetterThanDali #ElonMusksButthole

Reminder that #ButtholeThieves is an actual thing that I made a while back, and if anyone has read this far into this weird butthole rant, you should just go play that. Seriously, it reads like a #ChuckTingle crime thriller...

https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=c4d8b500-17fb-11ed-b065-27a6be3c40e5

All this random insane rambling about Buttholes reminds me, #ButtholeThieves is still a Very fun #AIDungeon scenario, and you should totally play it. Not only can you steal #ElonMusksButthole in this, but I recently added the ability to play as a Butthole Detective, hunting down the Butthole Thieves and their pilfered buttholes!

ENTER THE WORLD OF THE BUTTHOLE THIEVES...
https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=c4d8b500-17fb-11ed-b065-27a6be3c40e5

Organized Butthole Crime.
#ButtholeGang
#ButtholeThieves

It's been nearly half a year since I put together "The Butthole Thieves", and you know what? This is still one of the most entertaining quick-play scenarios I've made on #AIDungeon.

Go forth, let the #AI guide you through the #textBased #RolePlaying #Game experience, steal the #butthole of the president, the pope, the king of Larion... It may be illegal, but they can't stop you.

You are your own master in... #ButtholeThieves.

https://play.aidungeon.io/main/scenarioView?publicId=c4d8b500-17fb-11ed-b065-27a6be3c40e5