Season 8 Episode 1 "Rookie Summer"
#Baywatch #lvdlpx #RandomBaywatch #BabeWatch #EyeCandy #WaterSafety #rumps #butts #derriere #BaywatchBabes
#carmenelectra #baywatch #lvdlpx #RandomBaywatch #Babewatch #eyecandy #watersafety #rumps #butts #derriere #BaywatchBabes
Hey Fediverse, I heard this is the sort of content you like
#toot #ebike #BikeTooter #butts
@welshpixie Iβm assuming someone would have sent you this already, but just in case they havenβt. https://www.publishersweekly.com/9781982135485 #butts
#SanFrancisco #SFBA folks, I haven't been to Bimbo's 365 since this question was relevant. Can you tell me how #wheelchair-accessible it is for watching bands?
#disability
(That can go beyond mere #ADA, for example I've heard the Masonic's wheelchair seats are great for seated crowds but the moment people are standing, those of us in #wheelchairs face a wall of #butts.)
#sanfrancisco #sfba #wheelchair #disability #ada #wheelchairs #butts
#ButtSculpture has stretch marks now π
But seriously, the grey clay filled in the cracks really well. I am ready to move on to the final stage of sanding.
After that, I'll do him all over with a damp paint brush to make any fibres sticking up lay flat. Then it's in with the white paint (bye bye stretch marks π€) and finally the glaze.
Before and after sanding today:
#buttsculpture #art #sculpture #butt #butts
Do you want to fuck her pussy #sex #tits #boobs #pussy #ass #cock #breast #butts #nsfw @sex @sexmeat @OhJoySexToy @mysexytwunkpornblog @kinky8sexy @Synahel @SexySideofSoCalPK @titspublic @porn @pornin60seconds @nsfw411 @nsfw @RedditGoneWild
#sex #tits #boobs #pussy #ass #cock #breast #butts #nsfw
Heidi: "It was weird. I was definitely a virgin again but it didn't hurt at all."
Me: "Really?"
H: "Yeah. Hey Hon'?"
M: Yeah?"
H: "I love you."
M: "Awww... ... ... awesomesauce!"
H: "You asshole. I mean it."
M: "I know I know. I love you too."
H: "Should we like, clean that up or something?"
M: *gestures* I think we're safe to just leave it.
H: Heh. Yeah. You're right. Where did you throw my shorts?
This is a story about your butt. :BUTTS:
Itβs a story about how you got your butt, why you have your butt, and how your butt might be one of the most important and essential things for you being you, for being human. #butts
Per my last toot two days ago: "On second thought I should probably go outside."
I got lost outside, it's big out there. Here's a #poem because I feel obligated to post something and don't have time to sketch something atm
Bountiful beauty, born of benevolence
Unto mine dreams, thy form is well known
The concealing clothe, I doth bemoan
Teach me thy prevalence,
So the first letter, of each line shown
I hope that formats right in Mastodon or that punchline is ruined lol
#poem #poems #poetsofmastodon #butts #poetry #funny
Last night I saw someone play a midi controller with a butt. I am officially back in love with Roskilde Festival. #butts #midicontroller #buttsplayingmidicontrollers
#butts #MidiController #buttsplayingmidicontrollers