RandomBaywatch · @RandomBaywatch
76 followers · 9790 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
Season 8 Episode 1 "Rookie Summer"
#Baywatch #lvdlpx #RandomBaywatch #BabeWatch #EyeCandy #WaterSafety #rumps #butts #derriere #BaywatchBabes
#carmenelectra #baywatch #lvdlpx #RandomBaywatch #Babewatch #eyecandy #watersafety #rumps #butts #derriere #BaywatchBabes
Andrew C · @achadwick
130 followers · 1137 posts · Server urbanists.social
Hey Fediverse, I heard this is the sort of content you like
#toot #ebike #BikeTooter #butts
David de Groot πΈ · @david
1674 followers · 534 posts · Server photog.social
Aegir π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπͺπΊπ³οΈβπ · @aegir
589 followers · 3014 posts · Server toot.wales
@welshpixie Iβm assuming someone would have sent you this already, but just in case they havenβt. https://www.publishersweekly.com/9781982135485 #butts
geographile · @geographile
57 followers · 1271 posts · Server sfba.social#SanFrancisco #SFBA folks, I haven't been to Bimbo's 365 since this question was relevant. Can you tell me how #wheelchair-accessible it is for watching bands?
#disability
(That can go beyond mere #ADA, for example I've heard the Masonic's wheelchair seats are great for seated crowds but the moment people are standing, those of us in #wheelchairs face a wall of #butts.)
#sanfrancisco #sfba #wheelchair #disability #ada #wheelchairs #butts
Ruby Jones · @RubyJones
531 followers · 2568 posts · Server smutlandia.com
#ButtSculpture has stretch marks now π
But seriously, the grey clay filled in the cracks really well. I am ready to move on to the final stage of sanding.
After that, I'll do him all over with a damp paint brush to make any fibres sticking up lay flat. Then it's in with the white paint (bye bye stretch marks π€) and finally the glaze.
Before and after sanding today:
#buttsculpture #art #sculpture #butt #butts
HD MYLF PORN · @mylfporn
0 followers · 3 posts · Server gaygeek.social
Do you want to fuck her pussy #sex #tits #boobs #pussy #ass #cock #breast #butts #nsfw @sex @sexmeat @OhJoySexToy @mysexytwunkpornblog @kinky8sexy @Synahel @SexySideofSoCalPK @titspublic @porn @pornin60seconds @nsfw411 @nsfw @RedditGoneWild
#sex #tits #boobs #pussy #ass #cock #breast #butts #nsfw
MaraVans :baraag: · @MaraVans
1568 followers · 2264 posts · Server baraag.net
Heidi: "It was weird. I was definitely a virgin again but it didn't hurt at all."
Me: "Really?"
H: "Yeah. Hey Hon'?"
M: Yeah?"
H: "I love you."
M: "Awww... ... ... awesomesauce!"
H: "You asshole. I mean it."
M: "I know I know. I love you too."
H: "Should we like, clean that up or something?"
M: *gestures* I think we're safe to just leave it.
H: Heh. Yeah. You're right. Where did you throw my shorts?
Morax · @morax
354 followers · 1266 posts · Server satanodon.com
Pop Can Package · @popcanpackage
6 followers · 25 posts · Server kinkyelephant.com
TheChive Bot · @thechive
30 followers · 281 posts · Server techforgood.social
Pop Can Package · @popcanpackage
2 followers · 9 posts · Server kinkyelephant.com
:jan:β:abreath:ββπ¬:dandelion: · @Crazypedia
684 followers · 15923 posts · Server pagan.plus
:jan:β:abreath:ββπ¬:dandelion: · @Crazypedia
684 followers · 15923 posts · Server pagan.plusThis is a story about your butt. :BUTTS:
Itβs a story about how you got your butt, why you have your butt, and how your butt might be one of the most important and essential things for you being you, for being human. #butts
The LeDiva AI Company · @LeDiva
580 followers · 2181 posts · Server lediva.masto.host
bentboy · @bentboy
227 followers · 283 posts · Server h5q.net
Jacob Harris · @harrisj
1092 followers · 1908 posts · Server hachyderm.io
Dee · @Dee_Imaginarium
24 followers · 22 posts · Server sunny.gardenPer my last toot two days ago: "On second thought I should probably go outside."
I got lost outside, it's big out there. Here's a #poem because I feel obligated to post something and don't have time to sketch something atm
Bountiful beauty, born of benevolence
Unto mine dreams, thy form is well known
The concealing clothe, I doth bemoan
Teach me thy prevalence,
So the first letter, of each line shown
I hope that formats right in Mastodon or that punchline is ruined lol
#poem #poems #poetsofmastodon #butts #poetry #funny
nev · @nev
1221 followers · 17631 posts · Server bananachips.club
Mads Kjeldgaard · @madskjeldgaard
458 followers · 1386 posts · Server sonomu.clubLast night I saw someone play a midi controller with a butt. I am officially back in love with Roskilde Festival. #butts #midicontroller #buttsplayingmidicontrollers
#butts #MidiController #buttsplayingmidicontrollers