RandomBaywatch · @RandomBaywatch
76 followers · 9790 posts · Server mastodon.cloud
Andrew C · @achadwick
130 followers · 1137 posts · Server urbanists.social

Hey Fediverse, I heard this is the sort of content you like

#toot #ebike #BikeTooter #butts

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David de Groot πŸ“Έ · @david
1674 followers · 534 posts · Server photog.social

@welshpixie I’m assuming someone would have sent you this already, but just in case they haven’t. publishersweekly.com/978198213

#butts

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geographile · @geographile
57 followers · 1271 posts · Server sfba.social

folks, I haven't been to Bimbo's 365 since this question was relevant. Can you tell me how -accessible it is for watching bands?

(That can go beyond mere , for example I've heard the Masonic's wheelchair seats are great for seated crowds but the moment people are standing, those of us in face a wall of .)

#sanfrancisco #sfba #wheelchair #disability #ada #wheelchairs #butts

Last updated 1 year ago

Ruby Jones · @RubyJones
531 followers · 2568 posts · Server smutlandia.com

has stretch marks now πŸ˜‰

But seriously, the grey clay filled in the cracks really well. I am ready to move on to the final stage of sanding.

After that, I'll do him all over with a damp paint brush to make any fibres sticking up lay flat. Then it's in with the white paint (bye bye stretch marks 🀞) and finally the glaze.

Before and after sanding today:

#buttsculpture #art #sculpture #butt #butts

Last updated 1 year ago

HD MYLF PORN · @mylfporn
0 followers · 3 posts · Server gaygeek.social
MaraVans :baraag: · @MaraVans
1568 followers · 2264 posts · Server baraag.net

Heidi: "It was weird. I was definitely a virgin again but it didn't hurt at all."

Me: "Really?"

H: "Yeah. Hey Hon'?"

M: Yeah?"

H: "I love you."

M: "Awww... ... ... awesomesauce!"

H: "You asshole. I mean it."

M: "I know I know. I love you too."

H: "Should we like, clean that up or something?"

M: *gestures* I think we're safe to just leave it.

H: Heh. Yeah. You're right. Where did you throw my shorts?

#3d #gs #loli #butts

Last updated 1 year ago

Morax · @morax
354 followers · 1266 posts · Server satanodon.com
Pop Can Package · @popcanpackage
6 followers · 25 posts · Server kinkyelephant.com
TheChive Bot · @thechive
30 followers · 281 posts · Server techforgood.social

Hump Day is upon us, bask in its cheeks (37 Photos)
thechive.com/sexy-girls/hump-d
in Short Shorts Day weapons day

#girls #hotness #hump #legs #Absolute #butts

Last updated 1 year ago

Pop Can Package · @popcanpackage
2 followers · 9 posts · Server kinkyelephant.com

Happy Friday! Stay peachy everyone!

#fuzzypeach #butts

Last updated 1 year ago

This is a story about your butt. :BUTTS:
It’s a story about how you got your butt, why you have your butt, and how your might be one of the most important and essential things for you being you, for being human.

radiolab.org/podcast/man-again

#butt #butts

Last updated 1 year ago

This is a story about your butt. :BUTTS:
It’s a story about how you got your butt, why you have your butt, and how your butt might be one of the most important and essential things for you being you, for being human.

radiolab.org/podcast/man-again

#butts

Last updated 1 year ago

The LeDiva AI Company · @LeDiva
580 followers · 2181 posts · Server lediva.masto.host

#butts

Last updated 1 year ago

bentboy · @bentboy
227 followers · 283 posts · Server h5q.net
Jacob Harris · @harrisj
1092 followers · 1908 posts · Server hachyderm.io

@Alice just repeat the hashtag about 20x and you’re all sorted

#butts

Last updated 1 year ago

Dee · @Dee_Imaginarium
24 followers · 22 posts · Server sunny.garden

Per my last toot two days ago: "On second thought I should probably go outside."

I got lost outside, it's big out there. Here's a because I feel obligated to post something and don't have time to sketch something atm

Bountiful beauty, born of benevolence

Unto mine dreams, thy form is well known

The concealing clothe, I doth bemoan

Teach me thy prevalence,

So the first letter, of each line shown

I hope that formats right in Mastodon or that punchline is ruined lol

#poem #poems #poetsofmastodon #butts #poetry #funny

Last updated 1 year ago

nev · @nev
1221 followers · 17631 posts · Server bananachips.club

#butts

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Mads Kjeldgaard · @madskjeldgaard
458 followers · 1386 posts · Server sonomu.club

Last night I saw someone play a midi controller with a butt. I am officially back in love with Roskilde Festival.

#butts #MidiController #buttsplayingmidicontrollers

Last updated 1 year ago