Form an orderly queue for your cup of the very tastiest and most satisfying cup of gammon tears. Posted by David "never knowingly on the right side of an argument" Frost yesterday evening on the Telegraph's website:
#FrostyTheFuckwit #UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris

Someone doesn't want to find out how unpopular he is ...
GPLB: Boris Johnson privately urging supporters not to vote against privileges committee report, arguing it has 'no practical effect'"
😂😂😂🎻
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris #PrivilegesCommittee #Partygate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris

A searing encapsulation of the hideous lying narcissist we've all had the miserable misfortune of having as our Prime Minister at the worst possible time.
#BenJennings #PoliticalCartoon #UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris #FuckTheTories #CovidInquiry #ToryIncompetence #Partygate
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2023/jun/15/ben-jennings-on-boris-johnsons-covid-legacy-cartoon

"Wank-yeti" 😂😂😂
Thank you, @RussInCheshire
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris

Very interesting point made by George Keretz KC, on the other place:
"Johnson is one of a type you come across every now and then at the Bar (they tend to get involved in litigation). For those people, it isn’t so much that they lie as that *they have no conception of truth as a standard against which what they say can be measured*." (my emphasis)
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris

Anyone under any illusions that Boris Johnson isn't stealing wholesale from the Trump playbook, read this - written by Matt Yglesias *two days ago* about Donald Trump:
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris

Johnson ally Andrew Timson (me neither) on BBC:
"The [Committee] are puritanial - descendants of the roundheads, who take themselves very seriously and think we should never joke or have a laugh at people"
Journo: In your book you say Johnson tells the truth by exaggerating. It's certainly not factual"
He thinks he's winning with this argument.
🤬🤬🤬🤬
#JohnsonTheLiar #UKPolitics #PrivilegesCommittee #ByeByeBoris

If you thought O'Brien's superb monologue the other day was a doozie - listen to today's. It is blistering.
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris #Partygate #PrivilegesCommittee

GPLB: "Committee accepts Johnson's defence of 16 new potential lockdown breaches - but says it would be contempt if he's lying"
Anyone think he's broken a lifelong habit of lying. Me neither.
#UKPoliltics #ByeByeBoris #PrivilegesCommittee

According to LBC's update on the report, the Committee has also recommended Johnson be banned from the Parliamentary estate.
Also, from GPLB (for, er, balance 🤣):
"Johnson says report is 'charade', and claims he is victim of 'protracted political assassination'"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
#PrivilegesCommittee #UKPoliltics #ByeByeBoris

More from Adam Payne over on the other place:
"The committee: “Some of Mr Johnson’s denials and explanations were so disingenuous that they were by their very nature deliberate attempts to mislead the Committee and the House""
🥶🤣
#UKPoliltics #PrivilegesCommittee #ByeByeBoris

Via Adam Payne (Political Editor of Politicshome) on Twitter:
"The Lib Dems urge Rishi Sunak to cut off Johnson’s ex-PM allowance (up to £115k a year) “to stop him milking the public purse for his own personal gain”
“Anything less would be an insult to bereaved families who suffered while Boris Johnson lied and partied,” says Daisy Cooper
Like that's ever going to happen.
#UKPolitics #Partygate #ByeByeBoris #PrivilegesCommittee

At what point can we stop reporting the unadulterated shite that keeps pouring out of Johnson's mouth? GPLB:
"Boris Johnson suggests Bernard Jenkin may have to quit privileges committee over alleged lockdown drinks"
Guess he's seen the Private Eye cover 😂😂😂
#ByeByeBoris #UKPolitics

You can *literally hear* the tantrum.
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris #FFS

I CANNOT *WAIT* for this to drop through my letter box tomorrow 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris #PrivateEye

Start your engines - Privileges Committee report out at 9am tomorrow.
#UKPolitics #ByeByeBoris

Marina Hyde 🔥🔥😂
" ... in the Sunday Times, from one of Johnson’s *close friends*: 'He is making lots of money. He needs money. He likes money. I think he’ll use the money to try to buy back all the people he lost in his life.'" (my emphasis)
#ByeByeBoris #UKPolitics #Partygate
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/jun/13/boris-johnson-nadine-dorries-tory-infighting

Just when you thought it wasn't possible to despise Johnson any more than you already did. What a tragic, tragic, desperate cunt.
GPLB: "The Commons privileges committee has revealed that it received a letter from Boris Johnson at *11.57pm* last night. It had been expected to publish its report into claims he misled MPs about Partygate tomorrow, but now it is not expected until Thursday."
#UKPolitics #Partygate #Covid #PrivilegesCommittee #ByeByeBoris #FuckTheTories

Nadine Dorries must be the last person in the world hasn't figured out that Boris Johnson is a self-serving liar. From The Times live blog:
"Boris Johnson was informed that Nadine Dorries’s peerage had been rejected as far back as February, senior government sources have said, contradicting claims that the former prime minister was unaware his nominations had been blocked until recently."
https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thetimes.co.uk%2Farticle%2Fboris-johnson-latest-news-tory-party-dorries-sunak-conservatives-2023-x8tzfx2zk
#UKPolitics #HOLAC #ByeByeBoris #MadNads