Y’know, I’ve been on Mastodon for a little over a month now and I feel like I have finally achieved just the right mixture of earnest posts from random people I wouldn’t otherwise know, newsie posts from newsie people, and utter unbridled nonsense from wonderful people who should also probably be in therapy.

Thank you for all you do, followers & followees, to participate in this little online Christmas miracle.

Merry, merry, and shit.

#twitterevacuation #byebyebirdcage #fuckthatplace

So, there was a year-old TIME magazine at the doctor’s office today. I mean, it’s aged well.
From January 3, 2022:
#elon #personoftheyear #butnotthisyear #timemagazine #botoxedandready #twittermigration #byebyebirdcage #toxicpeoplearetoxic #taxbillionaires

When you see how he runs the birdcage, it’s sort of amazing that his electric cars only have terrible styling and enormous panel gaps.
I mean, if you don’t count the fires and stuff.
#elmosrevenge #byebyebirdcage #toxicbillionairesaretoxic #carsnobbery

For the record, I’ve humored my last “you should really stay and fight!” argument from someone who simply loves the chaos & the dysfunction of the birdcage and, more likely than not, has enough privilege to sidestep its dangers. Look, it’s fine if you want a front-row seat to the online equivalent of the latest Housewives reunion show; just don’t give me shit for having the good sense to turn off the TV.
#twittermigration #byebyebirdcage #toxicbillionairesaretoxic