Mark Maguire · @MarkMaguire
1132 followers · 4659 posts · Server mastodon.ie

I just went into an Irish cafe franchise and ordered food and a coffee. The Barista said they haven’t any coffee. I think she means the machine is banjaxed. So, I’ve been sitting here for 15 minutes eating a sandwich and begrudgingly drinking water, listening to customer after customer coming in, asking for coffee, and then having a variety of reactions to the bad news. I think this is what Starbucks would be like if Elon Musk bought it: no more coffee.

#cafelife #coffee #x #rocketman

Last updated 1 year ago

Zebulon · @zebulonmysterioso
16 followers · 428 posts · Server mas.to

I woke up early and decided that, instead of the healthy breakfast I was meaning to prepare, I'd get an early bus to town and treat myself to a fry-up.
I'm a grown adult, I can do this.

#cafeyolobelfast #cafelife #Fry #food

Last updated 1 year ago

Wif Stenger · @wifsten
159 followers · 589 posts · Server mas.to
Helen of Kent · @HelenOfKent
47 followers · 218 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk

To to lady sitting behind me in the cafe on her phone: either speak loud enough so I can hear all of your conversation or quieter so that I can hear none of it. This partial view into your complex life is thoroughly inadequate.

#evesdropping #cafelife

Last updated 1 year ago

JenHoward · @JenHoward
773 followers · 164 posts · Server mstdn.social

Sometimes you just need to recover your personality after a long day by sitting in a coffee shop with an oat-milk hot chocolate and a couple of promising books from the library.

#amreading #cafelife #bookstodon

Last updated 1 year ago

Ink · @Ink
242 followers · 1802 posts · Server mastodon.social

A small child came into this café
a passenger in the cradle
of his mother's arm
but then woke and began to cry.

It's obviously tired,
and 45 years in
on this callous-creating mud ball,
all I can think is
grab some coffee and soldier though,
kid,
naps won't always be there to save you,
and safe, soft shoulders are precious
few.

#poem #poetry #mastopoem #cafelife

Last updated 1 year ago

Joumana · @majnouna
308 followers · 450 posts · Server zirk.us

Not for the first time, I find myself wondering if the cafe somehow got hold of my playlist...

#cafelife

Last updated 1 year ago

Joumana · @majnouna
298 followers · 415 posts · Server zirk.us

I'm fresh off the plane and unpacking etc, but needed caffeine to stay awake till a normal bedtime. So I went to the cafe. Didn't even get a hello: "Where have you been??"

#cafelife

Last updated 2 years ago

Kingsley · @KingsleyAmis2
71 followers · 241 posts · Server mastodon.social

#cafelife

Last updated 2 years ago

Gerry · @haggis
121 followers · 145 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Heaven on earth.

#peets #cafelife #coffee

Last updated 2 years ago

Gerry · @haggis
80 followers · 122 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Monday afternoon tea in the sun.

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#greentea #cafelife #cafe #tea

Last updated 2 years ago

Likoca · @Likoca
1 followers · 9 posts · Server mastodon.au
Gerry · @haggis
72 followers · 104 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Another day, a different cafe.

#bluesky #IcedTeaDay #cafelife #cafe

Last updated 2 years ago

Gerry · @haggis
61 followers · 86 posts · Server mastodon.scot

It’s that time again. . . Coffee time.

#sunnyday #cafe #cafelife #philzcoffee #coffee

Last updated 2 years ago

Gerry · @haggis
58 followers · 78 posts · Server mastodon.scot

A fine start to the morning.

#cafelife #cafe #coffee #philzcoffee

Last updated 2 years ago

Gerry · @haggis
50 followers · 70 posts · Server mastodon.scot

Coffee, croissant, and a newspaper. The breakfast of champions.

#cafelife #cafe #croissant #bewspaper #coffee

Last updated 2 years ago

Joumana · @majnouna
285 followers · 353 posts · Server zirk.us

I just ordered a cup of hot water just so I could hug it 🥶 Wonder how fast I can work on those fingerless gloves...

#cafelife

Last updated 2 years ago