#Centrists are #PrettyBad; but, #Bigots tend to have a much quicker #Visit from #TheTantrumFairy when they're #CalledOut...
At least in #MyNotSoHumbleExperience...
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#centrists #prettybad #bigots #visit #thetantrumfairy #calledout #mynotsohumbleexperience
Daily Dose of Anti-Corona Humor
#calledout #getoffmylawn #yearsofthevariants #anticoronahumor
Sir Mix-A-Lot: "I like big butts and I cannot lie"
Twitter bluechecks: Sir Mix-A-Lot hates people with small butts #calledout
Mix-A-Lot: No, I was saying...
Bluechecks: Why are you racist against small-butted people? #allbodiesarebeautiful
#calledout #allbodiesarebeautiful
Wtf is this? I put points into obfuscate to avoid exactly this situation and now you're saying it doesn't count against me be fucking known and perceived??? #vampire #vtm #calledout
Most of my friends: "Jami, you should write a novel about your #vampire characters!"
Me: "Nope! Don't have the patience nor talent for writing. But I'll happily sign them over to Jack to put in his novel if he wants."
The One Friend Who Actually Gets It Even When I Don't See It Myself: "Jami, you don't want to be a writer, you want to be a muse."
#calledout #muse #HowDoesSheSeeThingsICantSeeAboutMyself
#vampire #calledout #muse #howdoessheseethingsicantseeaboutmyself
While listening to a friend complain about work on FaceTimeβ¦
Her: βHey stop that! I know what youβre doing. I see you looking at yourself. You look great. Now listen to me.β
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