Made Nougat/Torrone last night, but it seems I didn’t reach the proper syrup temperatures. This morning I have a tray of delicious, but ridiculously gooey, sticky taffy-like substance, studded elaborately with hazelnuts, pistachios, and almonds. There’s nothing even worth photographing - a half-tray covered in beigeness…
#nougat #torrone #bakefails #bakestadon #candyfail

We need to talk about my goodies…

Tonight’s bath time delight is the classic gumdrop candy and a glass of lemonade (yes I’m a 5yo). Thing is, the yellow ones taste like cinnamon and the red ones taste like black licorice… and don’t even get me started on the green ones!

Like, who at the gumdrop factory got fired?! What is happening?!? #ChaosCandy

#Gay #TubeTime #QueerBathing #CandyFail