Das Erdklima: 🌎🔥🧨
Die AfD: "Diesel ist super!" ⛽👍
#cantMakeThisShitUp #warumWählenMenschenRechts

Cause you know what makes coming home after a trip to say farewell to a parent even BETTER?

Coming home to find that your spare freezer has been malfunctioning for the entire time you've been gone, everything in it defrosted and then spoiled, and now YOUR WHOLE GODS DAMNED HOUSE REEKS OF ROTTING MEAT.

#ADayInTheLife #CantMakeThisShitUp
#ThatsJustPerfect
#FML #WTF

@jmendelsohn Filing under #cantmakethisshitup : "I never claimed to be Jewish," Santos told the Post. "I am Catholic. Because I learned my maternal family had a Jewish background I said I was 'Jew-ish.'" https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/26/politics/george-santos-admits-embellishing-resume/index.html

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#FuckTrumptyDumpty
#FuckThatGuy
#ConMan
#CantMakeThisShitUp