Lee :v_greyace: · @leetxdd
193 followers · 98 posts · Server lgbtqia.spaceI try not to share my YouTube videos too much because I don't want to spam people, but I know how much people like capybaras at the moment, so maybe people would want to watch ๐ฅบ
#capybara #capybarafacts #capybaras
AssInNine · @AssInNine
70 followers · 186 posts · Server lor.sh
#capybarafacts:
#Capybaras have #promiscuous (polygynandrous) mating system where individuals of both sexes mate with multiple mates. They don't really have a specific #ReproductiveSeason but instead grind each other to the nub all year round.
#capybarafacts #capybaras #promiscuous #reproductiveseason
AssInNine · @AssInNine
73 followers · 185 posts · Server lor.sh
#Capybarafacts: Because #Capybaras are cute and so well behaved most people would never guess how #inappropriate their sense of humor is. You would never know they spend the day whispering filthy jokes to one another.
#capybarafacts #capybaras #inappropriate
AssInNine · @AssInNine
69 followers · 183 posts · Server lor.sh
#Capybarafacts: #Capybaras always choose the female with the most vowels in her name to raise all the babies for the whole group.
This is so the other Capybaras can pursue adult pleasures like #ThaiFood or #Nascar
Right now Adelaide thinks this tradition is #bullshit
#capybarafacts #capybaras #thaifood #nascar #bullshit
AssInNine · @AssInNine
65 followers · 162 posts · Server lor.sh
#capybarafacts:
#Capybaras don't give one tiny heck about #Thanksgiving. #Pilgrims be damned.
#capybarafacts #capybaras #thanksgiving #pilgrims
AssInNine · @AssInNine
58 followers · 147 posts · Server lor.sh
#CapybaraFacts: 90% of a #Capybaras diet is #Mushrooms. To their delight sometimes this includes MAGIC mushrooms. Capybaras are #Colorblind so they hallucinate wildly in shades of #Beige.
#capybarafacts #capybaras #mushrooms #colorblind #beige
AssInNine · @AssInNine
48 followers · 99 posts · Server lor.sh
#CapybaraFacts: #Capybaras live in group of 10 and even up to 100!
A group of Capybaras is called a #Choad
#capybarafacts #capybaras #choad
AssInNine · @AssInNine
35 followers · 87 posts · Server lor.sh
#CapybaraFacts: #Capybaras are easily editable drivers and prone to fits of #RoadRage. Don't worry, they won't bite you, but instead will cuss like an educated #Sailor and say things to you that you will think about for the rest of your life.
#capybarafacts #capybaras #roadrage #sailor
AssInNine · @AssInNine
34 followers · 64 posts · Server lor.sh
#CapybaraFacts: #Capybaras have #FlameResistant fur. Because of this and its natural #Antifungal properties #Ancient humans used the fur to make #Menstrual products and bedding for hundreds of thousands of years.
#capybarafacts #capybaras #flameresistant #antifungal #ancient #menstrual
AssInNine · @AssInNine
28 followers · 57 posts · Server lor.sh
#CapybaraFacts :
#Capybaras are #Addictive. They release #Pheromones that are 30 times stronger than #Morphine and smell like a #Cupcake.
#capybarafacts #capybaras #addictive #pheromones #morphine #cupcake
AssInNine · @AssInNine
28 followers · 57 posts · Server lor.sh
#CapybaraFacts:
#Capybaras as a whole aren't generally into #ConspiracyTheories but there's one in every crowd. Meet #Greg
#capybarafacts #capybaras #conspiracytheories #greg
AssInNine · @AssInNine
28 followers · 57 posts · Server lor.sh@ScribblingOn We have a lot in common, I would like to be friends. I'm new but I'm mostly going to post #CapybaraFacts and #Capybara memes on this account.
AssInNine · @AssInNine
28 followers · 57 posts · Server lor.sh
#CapybaraFacts :
#Capybaras never #pee in the pool. Never. They wait until they're finished swimming and find an appropriate restroom. Very #hygienic.
#capybarafacts #capybaras #pee #hygienic
AssInNine · @AssInNine
28 followers · 57 posts · Server lor.sh
#CapybaraFacts : It's unknown what #elonmusk did to anger the #Capybaras but the species as a whole wish for his demise.
#twitter
#elonmusk #capybaras #capybarafacts #twitter
AssInNine · @AssInNine
28 followers · 57 posts · Server lor.sh
๐๐ฉ๐ณ๐ช๐ด ๐๐ช๐ณ๐ฌ โ๏ธ · @crk5
198 followers · 278 posts · Server layer8.spaceThese mammals are certainly no field mice, weighing anywhere between 35 and 70 kilograms. Although female Capybaras are a little heavier than their male counterparts, the males never mention it for fear of being hit with a handbag.
#CapybaraFacts
๐๐ฉ๐ณ๐ช๐ด ๐๐ช๐ณ๐ฌ โ๏ธ · @crk5
198 followers · 278 posts · Server layer8.space
Often referred to as โnatureโs ottomanโ or โmoving chairsโ, a whole host of bird species, monkeys, rabbits, and even other Capybaras have been spotted seated, perched or laying on the back of a much-obliging Capybara!
#CapybaraFacts