Bartholomew the baby sloth says you should get off your ass and Carpe this MFing Diem.

Bartholomew will not be Carpeing any Diems, he says it will leave more Diem for the rest of us.

Thanks Bartholomew!

Get up and #CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem

You can't make an omelette without smashing some eggs. So #SmashAllTheThings #HashTagAllTheThings And remember:

#CarpeTheHellOutOfThisMFingDiem