@equusasinus

You take care too: criticism could be interpreted as "harrassment" by those inclined to conspiranoia...

Have a carrot! 🥕

A man goes to hospital with a carrot up his nose. 🥕 The nurse tells him he’s not eating properly.

Boom boom! #carrotwatch

What do you call a snowman without a carrot? 🥕

Nobody nose.

#carrotwatch

Eat your heart out, you tosser Elon Musk, we successfully launched a carrot into space.

No “rapid unscheduled disassembly” here.

#SpaceX #ElonMusk #rapidunscheduleddisassembly #BFR #StarShip #RUD #TestFlug #carrotwatch

Tower housing the Museum of Carrots in the village of Berlotte, on the German-Belgian frontier. It is in an area which is well-known for growing carrots. Unsurprisingly.

#carrotwatch is the hashtag for all carrot-related news and content on Mastodon.

#donkeyoftheday 129:

I defer to #RubíTuesbray donkey

https://mastodon.social/@rubidonkey/110218540979750293

#Asstodon #carrotwatch

@Janehansen

Where's the carrot cake? 🙃 #carrotwatch

@gparenti @mike

And carrots. #carrotwatch 🤭

The Museum of Carrots: more exciting carrot memorabilia.

(BTW: There used to be an online carrotmuseum.co.uk run by John Stolarczyk of Skipton, England, but it seems to have disappeared now. Anyone with updated news of this site, please let me know!)

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#Asstodon #carrotwatch #Fribray

The Museum of Carrots: the small tower where visitors can see the carrot-related exhibits through a window.

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Carrot watch! (Part 2)

The Museum of Carrots is in the village of Berlotte, on the German-Belgian frontier. It is housed in a small tower and visitors can see the carrot-related exhibits through a window. The display rotates when a button is pressed.

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