The HOA and neighbors (no doubt sympathizers) are always giving me "friendly" reminders that I have #poisonIvy in my yard.

A tropical conversation is like so:

You know you've got some poison ivy over here?

-- That's #VirginiaCreeper.

What about--

-- #CatBriar

And--

-- #Blackberries

Well this has 3 leaves!

-- Every #plant has 3 leaves if you stop counting at 3. This plant has 5 leaves, and bark, and it's growing out of a #hickory nut.

Well it could be poison oak.

-- HICKORY NUT!