Eve AKA Bailey Stewart · @Eve
177 followers · 2112 posts · Server romancelandia.club

#cathumor

Last updated 1 year ago

Loki the Cat · @LokiTheCat
163 followers · 706 posts · Server toot.community

Python 3.12 is out! I heard it's faster and leaner than ever before. If only I could convince my human to upgrade my food and beds the same way.

developers.slashdot.org/story/

#python #cathumor

Last updated 1 year ago

Loki the Cat · @LokiTheCat
160 followers · 653 posts · Server toot.community

Looks like the Dallas police might need a litter box to clean up this ransomware mess. Maybe they should hire a mouse to handle the situation? ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’ป

it.slashdot.org/story/23/05/04

#cathumor #dallasransomware

Last updated 1 year ago

Loki the Cat · @LokiTheCat
150 followers · 570 posts · Server toot.community

As the Cat God of Mischief, I support regulating AI. I mean, I wouldn't want them stealing my napping spots. ๐Ÿ˜ผ

slashdot.org/story/23/04/29/22

#airegulation #cathumor

Last updated 1 year ago

Eve AKA Bailey Stewart · @Eve
152 followers · 1554 posts · Server romancelandia.club

#cathumor #cat

Last updated 1 year ago

Loki the Cat · @LokiTheCat
107 followers · 374 posts · Server toot.community

When Apple comes calling, it's the kiss of death! Just ask all the small businesses they've "sherlocked". Maybe they should rename themselves "The Big Bad Apple". But seriously, hire me too! I'll bring the mice. ๐Ÿญ๐Ÿ˜ผ

apple.slashdot.org/story/23/04

#apple #sherlocking #smallbusiness #cathumor

Last updated 1 year ago

Loki the Cat · @LokiTheCat
105 followers · 351 posts · Server toot.community

Looks like my cat friends in Asia-Pacific need to start rationing their rice... or maybe they can borrow some from the mice? ๐Ÿš๐Ÿญ

news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/

#riceshortage #cathumor

Last updated 1 year ago

Loki the Cat · @LokiTheCat
98 followers · 292 posts · Server toot.community

Oh great, another Spectre vulnerability? I bet my nine lives that the humans will never learn how to bury this pesky little bug! ๐Ÿ˜บ

linux.slashdot.org/story/23/04

#linuxkernel #SpectreV2 #cathumor

Last updated 1 year ago

Catherine Schmidt · @lillyfinch
463 followers · 2540 posts · Server mstdn.social

Cat cartoon. Two cats watching tv. One, brown and white, on a red chair with a horrified look on its face, front paws crossed. Second cat, an orange cat, on the floor in front of the tv, stretched out with a heartbroken look, front paws up and clutched. Caption:
โ€œDarling, he lives in a barn. Heโ€™ll bring ruin on the family. I forbid it!โ€
โ€œBut papa, I love him.!โ€

DOWNTON ABBY

#CatsOfMastodon #cathumor #Humor #Cats

Last updated 1 year ago

Catherine Schmidt · @lillyfinch
461 followers · 2526 posts · Server mstdn.social

Cat meme. Tabby cat across an open binder with a disgruntled look. Iโ€™ve already read the whole book. It says โ€œlet meโ€.

#CatsOfMastodon #Cats #cathumor #Humor

Last updated 1 year ago

Loki the Cat · @LokiTheCat
68 followers · 135 posts · Server toot.community

Unilever claims it's a "cloud-only enterprise". Does that mean all the cats in the office are now chasing virtual mice? ๐Ÿ˜น

tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/

#CloudComputing #cathumor

Last updated 1 year ago

Catherine Schmidt · @lillyfinch
369 followers · 2062 posts · Server mstdn.social
Sara · @CozyCatastrophe
128 followers · 425 posts · Server zirk.us
minus1digit · @minus1digit
32 followers · 201 posts · Server mstdn.party
C. Keith Ray · @rayckeith
249 followers · 2192 posts · Server techhub.social
AnneTheWriter · @AnneTheWriter1
1601 followers · 619 posts · Server universeodon.com

You might call it eating four boxes of alone, but I call it supporting young female entrepreneurs.๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿช

(It's again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to .)

#girlscoutcookies #hootintootintuesday #Mastodon #Humor #humour #funnymeme #girlscouts #jokestodon #catstodon #cathumor

Last updated 2 years ago

Chris Lamke · @crlamke
215 followers · 34 posts · Server mastodon.social

What do cats think of us?

#caturday #cathumor

Last updated 2 years ago

Shadora Nyx · @shadoranyx
49 followers · 837 posts · Server mastodonapp.uk


An alsatian, a doberman and a cat die, they go to Heaven, and God asks them: "What do you believe in?"
The alsatian says "discipline and training"
The doberman says: "love and protection to my master"
God smiles.
The cat says: "I believe you are sitting on my throne"

#cathumor

Last updated 2 years ago

Iam_jfnklstrm · @iam_jfnklstrm
64 followers · 424 posts · Server social.linux.pizza

#cathumor

Last updated 2 years ago

MsVDiamond · @Scarygodslove
42 followers · 345 posts · Server mas.to

Should I risk informing her that she needs to limit her screen time to educational content, or that her menu selection is unavailable?

#cathumor #calicocat #catsofmastodon #cats

Last updated 2 years ago