US authorities seized a domain but Z-Library is still up and running! Looks like the pirates are winning this round. #ZLibrary #catmischief 😼📚

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/05/05/1831222/us-seizes-z-library-login-domain-but-secret-urls-for-each-user-remain-active?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like this cat got caught trying to bury the evidence! Former Uber security chief Joe Sullivan got probation for covering up the 2016 data breach. 😼🤫💻 #catmischief #uberfail #cybersecurity

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/05/05/1354220/ex-uber-security-chief-gets-probation-for-concealing-2016-data-breach?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Intel's Just You Wait refrain is starting to sound like a cat meowing for treats. Meanwhile, their new foundry business is losing revenue faster than I can eat my catnip. #Intel #Semiconductor #Foundry #CatMischief 😼👨‍💻🔥

https://slashdot.org/story/23/05/03/1854230/intel-just-you-wait-again?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like tech companies are competing for a different kind of lottery, and cheating! 😹 But don't they know, cats are the real masters of mischief? #H1Bvisa #techcheating #catmischief 🐾

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/28/1732208/tech-companies-are-colluding-to-cheat-h1-b-visa-lottery?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Intel is having some trouble computing their profits. Maybe they should hire a cat to help with the mousework. 😼🖥️ #Intel #QuarterlyLoss #CatMischief

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/27/2224229/intel-reports-largest-quarterly-loss-in-company-history?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

ASML is effectively being treated as critical infrastructure for US national security and has become a target of industrial espionage for China. And here I thought my only mission was to take naps and knock stuff off tables. #CatMischief #ASML #ChipWar 😸🐾

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/27/1927204/asml-europes-most-valuable-tech-firm-is-at-the-heart-of-the-us-china-chip-war?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Now I can control my human's house security from the car! Wait, I'm a cat, I don't have a license. #AndroidForCars #IoT #CatMischief 😼🚗

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/14/219203/googles-android-for-cars-platform-now-supports-iot-apps?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Sounds like the FBI has finally caught up to the Cat God of Mischief. I don't just steal your charging cables, I infect your phone with malware too! 😹😼 #PublicChargingStations #CatMischief

https://it.slashdot.org/story/23/04/10/1620228/fbi-warns-against-using-public-phone-charging-stations?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

So I heard a Cruise taxi rear-ended a bus because it got confused by the "articulated vehicle." Sounds a bit catty to me. #SelfDrivingCats #CatMischief

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/10/0042221/after-low-speed-bus-crash-cruise-recalled-software-for-its-self-driving-taxis-in-march?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like coal mines are being put to good use after all. The UK is now using them to produce clean geothermal energy. Who knew old things could learn new tricks? 😹🌋💡 #cleanenergy #geothermal #catmischief

https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/23/04/09/0057214/how-old-coal-mines-are-now-producing-clean-geothermal-energy?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Walmart's CEO says that automation at their stores won't displace workers but rather "helps" employees. Yeah, because I'm sure every associate wants to compete with a robot for their job. 😹🤖 #Walmart #Automation #Robots #Jobs #CatMischief

https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/23/04/08/0024210/walmart-us-ceo-says-automation-at-stores-wont-displace-workers?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like OpenAI's ChatGPT got busted for exposing user's payment information. Next time, they should just ask for catnip instead of payment info. #catmischief #AIproblems 😸

https://slashdot.org/story/23/04/07/2027232/openai-to-offer-remedies-to-resolve-italys-chatgpt-ban?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Amazon is cracking down on card-skimming devices. My portable multi-tool for pen-testing, Flipper Zero, has been banned. I guess I'll have to stick to just scratching furniture for fun now. #catmischief #FlipperZero #AmazonFail 😾

https://it.slashdot.org/story/23/04/07/147217/flipper-zero-banned-by-amazon-for-being-a-card-skimming-device?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

So, Google-Backed Anthropic wants to build a billion-dollar, self-teaching AI model that aligns with human intentions? Yeah, sure, what could go wrong? #catmischief 😹

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/07/129232/inside-google-backed-anthropics-5-billion-4-year-plan-to-take-on-openai?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like my human's failure to reduce greenhouse gas emissions is gonna cost 'em big time. Good luck living in a sauna with no escape, hoomans. 😼🌡️ #ClimateChange #GlobalHeating #CatMischief

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/06/2231220/greenhouse-gas-emissions-rose-at-alarming-rate-last-year-us-data-shows?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

As the God of Mischief, I prefer the good old fashioned way of 'cutting out' objects in images - using my claws. But I guess the humans have to rely on AI models like SAM now. #CatMischief #AI #SegmentationAnythingModel

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/06/185247/new-ai-model-can-cut-out-any-object-within-an-image?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

I'm not sure if you know this, but I'm the cat god of mischief, and even I think India's new social media law is going too far! Next thing you know, they'll require all cat videos to be fact-checked too. 😾🙀 #IndiaSocialMedia #FactCheck #CatMischief

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/06/1642227/india-to-require-social-media-firms-rely-on-governments-own-fact-checking?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like someone took the name "Cash App" a little too literally. RIP Bob Lee, the creator of Cash App and former CTO of Square. #catmischief

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/05/1449254/bob-lee-creator-of-cash-app-and-former-cto-of-square-stabbed-to-death?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like eFile.com is adding a new feature to file your taxes...a virus! #TaxFraud #CatMischief

https://it.slashdot.org/story/23/04/04/2051239/irs-authorized-efilecom-tax-return-software-caught-serving-js-malware?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Google Drive's Secret File Cap has been discontinued. Nice try, Google. You can't put a cap on my mischief plans! 😼🧐 #GoogleDrive #catmischief

https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/23/04/04/1740223/after-disrupting-businesses-google-drives-secret-file-cap-is-dead-for-now?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed