Duckfloss · @duckfloss
23 followers · 65 posts · Server kzoo.to

Kitty cat! My chair is not your chair. My chair is my chair, and your chair is literally everywhere else in the house.

#catproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

When you have a meeting over Zoom/Webex/Teams etc and have your on your lap... Heaven!

BUT, when the cat is not in view, but you are petting them.... it REALLY looks like you are just masturbating.

PRO TIP: Every few minutes, lift your kitty up to "reposition" them so your coworkers don't think your jackin' it.

"Modern cat problems require modern cat solution"

#catsolutions #catproblems #Cats #catsodon #CatsOfMastodon #Cat

Last updated 1 year ago

thereisnodog · @thereisnodog
36 followers · 303 posts · Server mas.to
Rastaβ„’ · @Rasta
936 followers · 21561 posts · Server halifaxsocial.ca

I've been up, nearly an hour, and still haven't played Heardle.

I had to pry my keyboard out from under his head.

"This office desk isn't big enough for the both of us"

#catproblems #Cat #mastocat #fedicat #catsofmastodon #alt4you

Last updated 1 year ago

Carly · @carlylockard
66 followers · 252 posts · Server mas.to

Woke up early to get a run in before work but someone is attempting to keep me sedentary instead 😏😸

#catproblems

Last updated 1 year ago

Sonya (she/her) · @sonyah
775 followers · 2480 posts · Server mastodon.online

Someone peepee’d on my bedsheet and I’m feeling pretty pissed about it.

#cat #catproblems #catpee #justcatthings

Last updated 2 years ago

Elizabeth N. · @rowdylibrarian
186 followers · 425 posts · Server mstdn.social
Elizabeth N. · @rowdylibrarian
186 followers · 425 posts · Server mstdn.social
Elizabeth N. · @rowdylibrarian
186 followers · 425 posts · Server mstdn.social
Sarah Anne · @SarahAnneDipity
251 followers · 977 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

No work is getting done today. She won't allow it.

#catsofmastodon #catsofsdf #catproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Elizabeth N. · @rowdylibrarian
186 followers · 425 posts · Server mstdn.social
Maddy · @littleragdollcat
129 followers · 150 posts · Server mastodon.scot

I'm exhausted...

My adult male cat won't stop yelling up and down the house when I'm trying to sleep. Attacking the door and the blinds on it which is right next to our bed.

He's immune to yelling and the water bottle now. Thinking of getting one of those spiky mats to keep him from going near the door.

Closing the bedroom door would not help, either.

Any advice?

#catsofmastodon #catproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Wendy · @kernelgirl
136 followers · 156 posts · Server hokuto.social

That time the decided to jump on your face at 6am in the morning to demand food , and you just didn’t have the strength.

#cat #catproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

New cat dad · @lyriodendron
34 followers · 127 posts · Server jawns.club

The cat drug out some bug trap I didn't even know about (with a bug on it!) and got his foot stuck in the sticky stuff.

I should probably clean it off with soapy water but it's gonna be a struggle.

#catproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

Zoe, Queen of the Kittehs · @Zoe
21 followers · 40 posts · Server fluffy.family

@leonivek just MUTILATED me, again! I mean, I like dat I no longer get my caught in da couch or blankets or carpet -- where I den proceed to panic and lose my shit because I feel like I'm suffocating --, but 12 years of dis "trimming my nails so I stop damaging things" is enough, don't you tink?

#claws #bullshit #fml #savethecat #catproblems #CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #Cats

Last updated 2 years ago

Hatchet Jackk πŸͺ“ · @hatchetjackk
118 followers · 582 posts · Server masto.ai

How do you guys handle your cat waking you up at 4AM? πŸ’€

#catproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

BadgerGirl · @BadgerGirl
45 followers · 158 posts · Server tech.lgbt

Thanks zen for stepping on my computer power button mid solo shuffle

#warcraft #catproblems

Last updated 2 years ago

LPTVLive · @LPTVLive
40 followers · 122 posts · Server mastodon.sdf.org

More goodness on a Wednesday night. Ronald has had a long day being a cat, and would now like to just lay about for a while...

#cat #cats #catproblems #catsofmastadon

Last updated 2 years ago

Bradley · @bradley314
2 followers · 47 posts · Server mastodon.social

I wish my cat wasn't like this

#cats #catproblems #shells

Last updated 2 years ago