Kitty cat! My chair is not your chair. My chair is my chair, and your chair is literally everywhere else in the house.
When you have a meeting over Zoom/Webex/Teams etc and have your #cat on your lap... Heaven!
BUT, when the cat is not in view, but you are petting them.... it REALLY looks like you are just masturbating.
PRO TIP: Every few minutes, lift your kitty up to "reposition" them so your coworkers don't think your jackin' it.
"Modern cat problems require modern cat solution"
#catsolutions #catproblems #Cats #catsodon #CatsOfMastodon #Cat
Patrice stole my blankie! - Jemima
#Caturday #cat #AdoptDontShop #tortie #DiluteTortie #mamaCat #FormerlyFeral #CatProblems #Drama
#drama #catproblems #formerlyferal #mamacat #dilutetortie #tortie #adoptdontshop #cat #caturday
I've been up, nearly an hour, and still haven't played Heardle.
I had to pry my keyboard out from under his head.
"This office desk isn't big enough for the both of us"
#CatProblems #Cat #Mastocat #Fedicat #CatsOfMastodon #Alt4You
#catproblems #Cat #mastocat #fedicat #catsofmastodon #alt4you
Woke up early to get a run in before work but someone is attempting to keep me sedentary instead ππΈ #catProblems
Someone peepeeβd on my bedsheet and Iβm feeling pretty pissed about it. #JustCatThings #CatPee #CatProblems #Cat
#cat #catproblems #catpee #justcatthings
βHey, friendβ¦itβs going to be okay. I promise.
#Moira #SiameseCats #SiameseOfMastodon #SiameseCat #SiameseCatsOfMastodon #SiameseCatLovers #cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Mastocats #cute #catstodon #CatLovers #CatLove #CatProblems #Caturday #love #cozy #comfort
#moira #comfort #cozy #love #Caturday #catproblems #catlove #catlovers #catstodon #cute #MastoCats #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Cat #siamesecatlovers #siamesecatsofmastodon #siamesecat #siameseofmastodon #siamesecats
MOUSIE! Mama is trying to take a picture of this bad product! #CatProblems #TurkishVans #TurkishVan #cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Mastocats #cute #catstodon #CatLovers #lol #CatLove #Caturday
#Caturday #catlove #lol #catlovers #catstodon #cute #MastoCats #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Cat #turkishvan #turkishvans #catproblems
My Siamese babies using me as a bed
#MyHusbandTookThisPhoto #WhileIWasSleeping #SiameseCats #SiameseOfMastodon #SiameseCat #SiameseCatsOfMastodon #SiameseCatLovers #cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Mastocats #cute #catstodon #CatLovers #lol #CatLove #CatProblems #Caturday #love #cozy
#cozy #love #Caturday #catproblems #catlove #lol #catlovers #catstodon #cute #MastoCats #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Cat #siamesecatlovers #siamesecatsofmastodon #siamesecat #siameseofmastodon #siamesecats #whileiwassleeping #myhusbandtookthisphoto
No work is getting done today. She won't allow it.
#catsofmastodon #catsofsdf #catproblems
5:30 AM = Early Morning Cozy Time with Daddy!
#SiameseCats #SiameseOfMastodon #SiameseCat #SiameseCatsOfMastodon #SiameseCatLovers #cat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #Mastocats #cute #catstodon #CatLovers #lol #CatLove #CatProblems #Caturday #love #cozy
#siamesecat #cozy #love #Caturday #catproblems #catlove #lol #catlovers #catstodon #cute #MastoCats #CatsOfMastodon #Cats #Cat #siamesecatlovers #siamesecatsofmastodon #siameseofmastodon #siamesecats
#day24 #caturday #catsofmasto #pun #badpun #advent #mastoart #scribble #illustration #mastocats #christmas #christmastree #december #december24 #december24th #catproblems #catlover #catchristmas #festive
#festive #catchristmas #catlover #catproblems #december24th #december24 #december #christmastree #christmas #mastocats #illustration #scribble #mastoart #advent #badpun #pun #catsofmasto #caturday #day24
I'm exhausted...
My adult male cat won't stop yelling up and down the house when I'm trying to sleep. Attacking the door and the blinds on it which is right next to our bed.
He's immune to yelling and the water bottle now. Thinking of getting one of those spiky mats to keep him from going near the door.
Closing the bedroom door would not help, either.
Any advice?
That time the #cat decided to jump on your face at 6am in the morning to demand food , and you just didnβt have the strength. #catproblems
The cat drug out some bug trap I didn't even know about (with a bug on it!) and got his foot stuck in the sticky stuff.
I should probably clean it off with soapy water but it's gonna be a struggle.
@leonivek just MUTILATED me, again! I mean, I like dat I no longer get my #claws caught in da couch or blankets or carpet -- where I den proceed to panic and lose my shit because I feel like I'm suffocating --, but 12 years of dis "trimming my nails so I stop damaging things" #bullshit is enough, don't you tink?
#FML #SaveTheCat #CatProblems #CatsOfMastodon #Mastocats #cats
#claws #bullshit #fml #savethecat #catproblems #CatsOfMastodon #mastocats #Cats
How do you guys handle your cat waking you up at 4AM? π
Thanks zen for stepping on my computer power button mid solo shuffle #warcraft #catproblems
More #cat goodness on a Wednesday night. Ronald has had a long day being a cat, and would now like to just lay about for a while... #cats #catproblems #catsofmastadon
#cat #cats #catproblems #catsofmastadon
I wish my cat wasn't like this