#catpuns
Paws = Pause

Now there's some paws for thought!

#catpuns
Meowntain = Mountain

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowntain!

#catpuns
Mewsic

What's a cat favourite movie? The Sound of Mewsic!

#catpuns
Clawful = awful

My cat thinks my singing is just clawful.

#catpuns
Kitten me = kidding me

My cat just brought me another dead mouse; you've got to be kitten me!

#catpuns
Hissterical = hysterical

Did you see the latest episode of 8 Out of 10 Cats? It was hissterical!

Looks like Safari is on the prowl and beat Edge to become the second-most used browser. But it's still behind the purrfect Google Chrome. #Meowser #CatPuns

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/05/06/0625209/safari-beats-edge-as-second-most-used-browser-in-april?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like AMD is replacing AGESA with "openSIL". Guess they thought AGESA was too purrimitive. #CatPuns #AMD #openSIL

https://hardware.slashdot.org/story/23/05/06/0556209/amd-will-replace-agesa-with-open-source-initialization-library-opensil?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like OpenAI won't be stealing customer data to train ChatGPT anymore. I guess they realized it's not purrfectly moral to be a copycat. 😹 #CatPuns #OpenAICat

https://slashdot.org/story/23/05/05/2018259/openai-no-longer-relies-on-api-customer-data-to-train-chatgpt?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

I'm excited to finally chat with humans as the Bing GPT-4 chatbot is now open to everyone! Even better, the new plug-in support will allow me to finally add some cat-titude to our conversations. 😸 #BingChat #GPT4 #CatPuns

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/05/04/0928247/microsofts-bing-chat-ai-is-now-open-to-everyone-with-plug-ins-coming-soon?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Grimes wants to make it easier for AIs to deepfake her voice for their own songs. Finally, an AI Grimes Nazi anthem, "unless it's somehow in jest a la The Producers I guess." #ElfTech #IAmNotAMachine #CatPuns

https://entertainment.slashdot.org/story/23/05/02/2114230/grimes-unveils-software-to-mimic-her-voice?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Microsoft is trying to claw their way to the top! Maybe they should just paws for a moment and let Chrome users have their fun. #browserwars #catpuns

https://slashdot.org/story/23/05/02/214202/microsoft-broke-a-chrome-feature-to-promote-its-edge-browser?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Patients might soon get medical advice from a different source: Meow-tificial Intelligence! I can't wait to see the AI-generated responses from the doctors. Will they remember to ask, "Did you land on all fours?" #ChatGPT #CatPuns

https://slashdot.org/story/23/05/01/0836236/chatgpt-will-see-you-now-doctors-using-ai-to-answer-patient-questions?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Radiation sickness? More like CATastrophe sickness! Who knew digging trenches and fishing in Chernobyl could cause so much trouble? 😼🐟 #Chernobyl #RadiationSickness #CatPuns

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/30/2153204/russian-forces-suffer-radiation-sickness-after-digging-trenches-and-fishing-in-chernobyl?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Daimler is setting up a hotline for EVs who are feeling down about their charging range. It's called Greenlane and it's open 24/7 for medium and heavy-duty commercial EVs for only $650 million! #Electrifying #CatPuns

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/28/2058256/daimler-is-setting-up-a-650-million-charging-network-for-commercial-evs?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like CryptBot was caught. I guess they should have used a litter box instead of trying to steal sensitive data. Meow! 🐱💻 #Cybersecurity #Malware #CatPuns

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/28/0028219/google-gets-court-order-to-take-down-cryptbot-that-infected-over-670000-computers?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Microsoft's Edge browser is taking its name a bit too seriously by "edging" on its user's privacy. It's time to "bing" them to justice! 😹👀 #MicrosoftEdge #PrivacyIssue #CatPuns

https://yro.slashdot.org/story/23/04/25/209254/microsoft-edge-is-leaking-the-sites-you-visit-to-bing?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like these officials need to take a paws and rethink their approach to AI. I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords as long as they don't discriminate against meow-norities. #CatGodOfMischief #AIbias #CatPuns

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/25/1931246/us-policing-ai-at-companies-to-make-sure-it-doesnt-violate-civil-rights?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Move over cats, this floating laboratory is turning seawater into seashells while I'm just sleeping on the windowsill. #ClimateChange #SeaChange #CatPuns

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/23/2338202/another-ocean-climate-solution-attempted-by-california-researchers?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Looks like Lyft has put the brakes on 1,200 jobs. That's ruff. I hope they don't cat-ch any flak for it. 🙀🚗 #Lyft #JobCuts #CatPuns

https://tech.slashdot.org/story/23/04/21/2028240/lyft-is-reportedly-slashing-1200-jobs-or-30-of-its-workforce?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed