Cat: "My food bowl is empty."
Me: "You shoved most of the food to the sides, just ea-"
Cat: "MY FOOD BOWL IS EEEEMMMMMTYYYY!! I want to speak to the manageeeeerrrrr!!"
Roommate (in other room): "Is the cat okay?!"
Me: "Jesus, fine! Alright!"
*takes bowl over to food bag*
*touches food bag*
*rearranges existing food*
*returns bowl*
Cat: "Thank you! That wasn't so hard now, was it!? Don't give me so much attitude or I'll have you fired."

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