Sometime during the day on Friday, my freezer door was mysteriously opened, and I came home to find everything inside it at room temperature. I found the culprit (Foggy) who likes to jump onto, perch on, and leap off the door #Caturday #CatsAreJerks #CatsOfMastodon

Apparently today is National Cat Lady Day. I had no idea this was a thing. That explains why I had this situation when I woke up this morning. They had expectations.

I'm sorry Boba and Jango, I dropped the ball. How about some boiled chicken and peas in your dinner tonight?

#CatsOfMastodon
#catlady
#catsarejerks
#nationalcatladyday

I would like you to meet my other cat. I have two btw

His name is Boba, he is nine, he likes to cuddle a lot and he is food motivated. He prefers his human peasant to be in bed by 10:30 PM at the latest. If he can get said peasant in bed by 10, that would be preferable. He weighs about 21 lbs, and has something to say about everything.

#furryoverlords #CatsOfMastodon #chonk #fatcats #catsarejerks #ILoveMyCats

I would like you to meet my other cat. I have two btw

His name is Boba, he is nine, he likes to cuddle a lot and he is food motivated. He prefers his human peasant to be in bed by 10:30 PM at the latest. If he can get said peasant in bed by 10, that would be preferable. He weighs about 21 lbs, and has something to say about everything.

#furryoverlords #CatsOfMastodon #chonk #fatcats #catsarejerks #ILoveMyCats

The daughters cat got sent to detention into my house for waking her up too often. Turns out all he’s missing is his Henry #catsarejerks

These jerks are getting into the dogs' Xmas presents 😮😮😮

#CatsAreJerks #Caturday #BlackCats #CatsOfMastodon

@Mrfunkedude #catsarejerks

It's Caturday! Wake up human!

#Caturday #Cat #Cats #catlover #catlovers #catsaregods #catsarejerks

I can't believe that it! This is an actual book on Amazon 🥸
"How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives"
#Cats #Caturday #catsaregods #catsarejerks #amazon #books

I wish my veterinarian was this humorous!
#Cats #Caturday #catsaregods #catsarejerks

This is Garbo. You may think she looks cute but this is her immediate pose after hopping onto the bed when she knows we're trying to make it. #CatsOfmMastodon #CatsAreJerks

WTF Pepe I get up for two minutes and this happens #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsAreJerks #Caturday

WTF Pepe I get up for two minutes and this happens #cats #CatsOfMastodon #CatsAreJerks

As a rule, my two cats aren't allowed in the kitchen. Unfortunately, one of them (specifically, the one this rule was created for) got shut in the kitchen last night.

Thankfully there's no damage done, so I feed them breakfast and make myself a cuppa. Then, as I try to exit the kitchen, the little jerk slips through the door and straight under the table. What, several hours alone in there wasn't enough?

#CatDad #CatsAreJerks

As a rule, my two cats aren't allowed in the kitchen. Unfortunately, one of them (specifically, the one this rule was created for) got shut in the kitchen last night.

Thankfully there's no damage done, so I feed them breakfast and make myself a cuppa. Then, as I try to exit the kitchen, the little jerk slips through the door and straight under the table. What, several hours alone in there wasn't enough?

#CatDad #CatsAreJerks

#catsarejerks you know how I know... well this guy jumped on my neck and got comfortable. An absolute menace.