If you have to continuously affirm to your friends and family that your child is "sweet" and "well-behaved" and "smart" and "helpful," then maybe your kid isn't really any of those things. Here is a feline palate cleanser. #ChildFreeByChoice #CatsOnly #CatsOfMastodon

I'm hungry but there is a strange person in my house so I'm in a featal position waiting for them to leave - dang it. They just made themselves a tea. I think I'm stuck. I've already been hiding here for 2 hours.

#SayNoToSocialising
#HideFromPeople
#CatsOnly
#HeyThatWouldMakeAGreatApp
#SeriouslyYouPayToSeePicsOfMyKitty

Sneak Peek Photo attached.