@httpjames if *every* orange cat you've met is stupid, some of them were playing you because they wanted something, and you have opposable thumbs.

Never forget they have sharp claws and teeth.

Dumb cats are ready to show--they respond to rewards.

Smart cats can be a terror to show--they respond to rewards, too. But they figure out if they act out, they don't go to the show ring....

#writephant #amwriting #writersofmastodon #catsofmastodon #catwisdom

Good evening, humans.

It's easy to get distracted by a noisy world
that profits from upset and unease.

Remember:
time
energy
love
are precious things

and that where you invest that love
(and energy
and time)
you invest your life.

Do so with care and joy.

Love you,
Jinxie Danger 🐾

Img: tortie cat looking at camera

#tortie #tortoiseshell #tortiesofmastodon #affirmation #mindfulness #artistlife #disconnect #mentalhealth #findyourjoy #printinkling #catwisdom

As the cat God of mischief, I am baffled by the humans' reluctance to take all their vacation days. Don't they know that napping is a crucial part of productivity? #CatWisdom 🐾😴

https://news.slashdot.org/story/23/04/03/199245/less-than-half-of-us-workers-use-all-their-vacation-days?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

Steve Jobs has a new "memoir" out? What's next, a book from me about my nine lives? #catwisdom 📚🐾😹

https://apple.slashdot.org/story/23/04/01/2326247/steve-jobs-has-a-new-memoir-to-be-published-more-than-11-years-after-his-death?utm_source=rss1.0mainlinkanon&utm_medium=feed

#nashvilleshooting #guncontrolnow #wednesdaywisdom #catwisdom

dear frins our entire family is in the school system - teacher, principal and two children - we worry for them every day - but it's not just school shootings...we can't be sure when or where the next time innocent lives will be taken...it seems nowhere is safe - schools, church, grocery store...

Please don't tell me about your 2nd amendment rights - our children have the right to be safe - 💔😿

#FridayThoughts
#catwisdom

❤️

#MSU #MassShooting #GuntrolNow #catwisdom

morning frins 🐾 sad sad day,
Another mass shooting - more innocent lives taken 💔💔
Thoughts and Prayers are not working...
Can we try something different??

Salem says 'for the *best* #Caturday, start napping as soon as the sun raises' 😄😻 #CatsOfMastodon #BlackCat #BlackCatSaturday #blackcats #CatWisdom

Things I've learned from cats:

•Never waste a warm spot for a nap.
•Get out often
•If you can't get out, move around and play
•Be affectionate
•Hang around according to _your_ schedule
•If you can't catch your own birds storebought is fine.

#CatWisdom #cats #LifeHacks

Bunkbeds are great because the fort is built in #catWisdom #CatsOfMastodon #catRevolution

Wanda has decided to work from home today #catwisdom