🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Never trust anyone who doesn't stick their tongue out whilst cutting their toenails.

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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The Black Death was a hoax.

#pandemic #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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So who is Yevgeny Prigozhin?

Born in 1961 in Leningrad a young Yevgeny Prigozhin took up ballet dancing at 4 months old, unfortunately a club foot and an allergy to tights put paid to any ambitions of stardom. This turned a disgruntled child into an angry and bitter adolescent, by late teens he was jailed for robbing houses. Upon his release he had a chance meeting with Toyah Wilcox, who he later managed, when she fired him he fled into hiding and built an army.

#russia #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Yevgeny Prigozhin, the leader of the Wagner mercenary group was once a hotdog seller.

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Donald Trump can't read without underlining the words with his finger.

#trump #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Is crystal meth tacos a thing? 🤔

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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I remember bumping into George Michael back in the 80's, he let me listen to a demo of 'Wake Me Up Before You Go Go', a song he'd written to bring awareness of the dreaded Norovirus. It started off by repeating "SCITTER-BUG" over and over. George I said, you're going to have to change that.. maybe to Jitterbug or something, he told me to FUCK OFF. I guess he mulled my idea over and thought, like me, that the world wasn't ready for a #1 global hit about diarrhoea.

#music #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Due to Jimi Hendrix being left-handed he preferred playing his guitar inside out.

#music #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Unemployment in Liverpool fell to its lowest ever figure due to the huge number of Everton fans looking for work last week, asked why they did this they said that it was the only way they could take the Monday off.

#cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Dogs are banned from Antarctica.

#dogsofmastodon #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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The term "footage" comes from films being measured in feet when being edited in the early days of filmmaking.

#movies #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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In 2014, a missing woman on holiday in Iceland was found when it was discovered that she was in the search party looking for herself.

That's the kind of fucked up things that happen to me.

#cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Sonic the Hedgehog's real name is Ogilvie Maurice Hedgehog.

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Shakin' Stevens gets his name from a medical condition that effects his nervous system called Scoobydooitis. It also makes him run from room to room in a comedic fashion.

#rockandroll #music #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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English jazz/funk supergroup Level 42 got their name from how far they could get on the computer game Bubble Bobble. Maybe if they had a bit more change in their pocket they could have been called Level 76. 🤔

#bubblebobble #gaming #music #level42 #cecilsfactoftheday

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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It has never ever rained on my birthday.

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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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🍀 Cecil Teapot 🍀 · @CecilTeapot
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Rowntrees Randoms stop being random if you scoff them by the handful.

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