Eric Mächler · @emaechler
29 followers · 596 posts · Server mastodon.kmu-angebote.ch

ist lustig wie diese in den diese auseinander nimmt.

sie fragt ein ceo "ist ihre firma profitabel"

antwort" ja ich glaube schon"

sie "sie glauben?"
... pause...
sie "ihre firma hat letztes jahr 20 milliarden dollar gewinn gemacht"

#katieporter #usa #ceo #kicher

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Kelly Serra · @kellyserra
0 followers · 1 posts · Server me.dm

Picture the ultimate professional – a multitasking genius, a crisis-handling pro. Now, imagine them with a bib and milk bottle. Yep, you just thought of a mom. Dive into the superhuman world of mothers, the unsung heroes of project management.
@medium

Read and follow me: kellyserra.medium.com/the-corp

#supermomskills #ceo #momsruntheworld #business #powerful #medium #mediumwriters #stories

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Omnivore · @Ralph
7 followers · 113 posts · Server hear-me.social

There are people who wish to create and there are people who wish to control. Currently organizations have and need both types of people. Control is needed when separate groups of people are creating something together. Control *should* harmonize the workflow (YMMV).

Since artificial intelligence is going to take over anyway, we should start by creating an artificial intelligence that is designed to manage organizations.

It can't be any worse than the current situation.

#workplace #management #ceo #ai

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Mike Christensen · @IncredulousMike
9 followers · 120 posts · Server mas.to

If pay is supposed to be linked to performance, we can expect to owe another $44 billion for at the end of the year.

fortune.com/2023/09/05/lucid-c

#dumpsterfire #Twitter #Musk #ceo

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Poetry News · @haikubot
955 followers · 10412 posts · Server mastodon.cloud

Hail to Alan Joyce, CEO of Qantas,
Who took the helm in its darkest days
Though prices are high, for planes they design
And scandals mount, his legacy still shines.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia

#qantas #ceo #airline #scandals #ode #poetry

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Yeri · @yeri
169 followers · 2286 posts · Server m.superuser.one

Love the picture cropping

#qantas #apnews #ap #cfo #ceo

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ottoto · @ottoto2017
130 followers · 2106 posts · Server prattohome.com

の IIT は暗い側面を持つゴールデンチケット

は世界的なハイテク企業の の生産ラインであるが、批評家らは有害で差別的な労働文化を促進していると主張している。」

press.coop/@WIRED/111005372844

#インド #インド工科大学 #ceo #prattohome #wired

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Jeff Daniels WPG · @JeffDanielswpg
622 followers · 988 posts · Server thecanadian.social

TERRAZZANO: "Gas tax hikes show Trudeau doesn’t care about affordability torontosun.com/opinion/column… "

Oh that's right. And when isn't masquerading as of Mobil he's disguised as Galen Weston.

#trudeau #cdnpoli #pmjt #ceo #exxon #corporategreed #oilandgas #oligarchy #postmedia

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IndiaToday · @indiatoday
121 followers · 834 posts · Server india.goonj.xyz
The Times Of India · @timesofindia
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forrest · @buru5
83 followers · 1473 posts · Server mstdn.games

work stifles creativity. especially stressful-soulless work that makes you think about work outside of work. basically:

and decision maling can be fully automated based on market trends; no longer do we need Abe, the slicked-hair & slightly-chubby tan-suit-despot that "will fire whoever messed up the firewall during our cutover" as if it was just and not due to being and and

#imreadyforaitotakeourjobs #cfo #cio #ceo #oneguy #aseriesoffailures #overworked #overstressed #unabletoenjoymyhobbies

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upright · @upright
82 followers · 458 posts · Server sfba.social

“During the internal chat last week, Jassy was asked to share data that supported his return-to-office policy. However, instead of offering that information, he reportedly called the in-office mandate a ‘judgement call.’”

are already not working out for and it needy, performative .

independent.co.uk/life-style/a

#inoffice #mandates #amazon #ceo

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Micheal Shallop · @mshallop
5 followers · 134 posts · Server techhub.social

of and human choad, Andy Jassy, is the perfect example of why I never, ever responded to an Amazon recruiter.

Tech professionals need to realize they have the power to say "No!" to the stupid, blindingly ignorant, decisions that affect their lives, that this CEO regularly tosses out as sound bites.

30,000 Amazon employees expressed their concerns over and were subsequently ignored.

Why would anyone want to work for this dick?

#ceo #amazan #rto

Last updated 1 year ago

Gopi Adusumilli :verified: · @gopi
1802 followers · 912 posts · Server truthsocial.co.in
Paul Kwietniak · @DuBusGuy19
55 followers · 641 posts · Server historians.social

@techprophet remains an unpopular sector on . There is a ton of competition. I think your view of depends on whether you think Alex Chriss can reignite growth when he takes over as next month.

#fintech #wallstreet #pypl #ceo

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Johannes Ernst · @J12t
1178 followers · 4539 posts · Server social.coop

Intriguing tidbit: the Gitlab issue describing how they are planning to implement ActivityPub has a label "CEO Interest" with the description "When you close out an issue with this label please also Slack it to ."

I take this that ActivityPub is something the CEO of this publicly-traded, almost $7b market cap company, considers strategic for its flagship product.

#ceo

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OccuWorld · @OccuWorld
181 followers · 392 posts · Server hear-me.social
LD · @dougllio
9 followers · 127 posts · Server androiddev.social

I guess this recent share could be tangentially aimed at Elon, but it the evergreen nature shows that it could apply to so many CEOs

#theonion #onion #ceo

Last updated 1 year ago

Henk Prins · @Henkprins
61 followers · 472 posts · Server mastodon.nl

Zij volgt hiermee Hans van den Broek op, die deze functie sinds 2018 vervulde

Nu op NL Actueel 24: Daniëlle Schuur nieuwe CEO Solvinity

bit.ly/3OMMezh

#solvinity #danielleschuur #ceo

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Eric Mächler · @emaechler
18 followers · 61 posts · Server mastodon.kmu-angebote.ch

geschwurbel eines der meint damit seine bruchbude retten zu müssen....

jänu

"Wenn ich sage „ich hasse Männer“ bist du mitgemeint. Alle Männer sind als Unterdrücker Teil des Patriarchats."

#linksrotgrunes #ceo #idiot

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