ist lustig wie diese #katieporter in den #usa diese #ceo auseinander nimmt.

sie fragt ein ceo "ist ihre firma profitabel"

antwort" ja ich glaube schon"

sie "sie glauben?"
... pause...
sie "ihre firma hat letztes jahr 20 milliarden dollar gewinn gemacht"

#kicher

Picture the ultimate professional – a multitasking genius, a crisis-handling pro. Now, imagine them with a bib and milk bottle. Yep, you just thought of a mom. Dive into the superhuman world of mothers, the unsung heroes of project management.
#SuperMomSkills #ceo #MomsRunTheWorld #business #powerful #medium #MediumWriters @medium #stories

Read and follow me: https://kellyserra.medium.com/the-corporate-worlds-powerful-secret-weapon-hiring-a-mom-3947336a9af4b

There are people who wish to create and there are people who wish to control. Currently organizations have and need both types of people. Control is needed when separate groups of people are creating something together. Control *should* harmonize the workflow (YMMV).

Since artificial intelligence is going to take over anyway, we should start by creating an artificial intelligence that is designed to manage organizations.

It can't be any worse than the current situation.

#workplace #management #CEO #AI

If #CEO pay is supposed to be linked to performance, we can expect #Musk to owe another $44 billion for #Twitter at the end of the year.

#DumpsterFire

https://fortune.com/2023/09/05/lucid-ceo-379-million-pay-elon-musk-criticism-performance-based-compensation/

Hail to Alan Joyce, CEO of Qantas,
Who took the helm in its darkest days
Though prices are high, for planes they design
And scandals mount, his legacy still shines.

#qantas #ceo #airline #scandals #ode #poetry

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-australia-66713977

Love the picture cropping #Qantas #APnews #AP #CFO #CEO

「 #インド の IIT は暗い側面を持つゴールデンチケット

#インド工科大学 は世界的なハイテク企業の #CEO の生産ラインであるが、批評家らは有害で差別的な労働文化を促進していると主張している。」

https://press.coop/@WIRED/111005372844287492

#prattohome #WIRED

TERRAZZANO: "Gas tax hikes show Trudeau doesn’t care about affordability torontosun.com/opinion/column… "#Trudeau #cdnpoli

Oh that's right. And when #PMJT isn't masquerading as #CEO of #Exxon Mobil he's disguised as Galen Weston.

#CorporateGreed #OilandGas #Oligarchy #Postmedia

#UdayKotak #MD #CEO #KotakMahindraBank
https://www.indiatoday.in/business/story/uday-kotak-resigns-as-kotak-mahindra-ceo-2430087-2023-09-02?utm_source=rss

#UdayKotak #CEO #MD #KotakMahindraBank
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/business/india-business/uday-kotak-resigns-as-ceo-md-of-kotak-mahindra-bank/articleshow/103307440.cms

work stifles creativity. especially stressful-soulless work that makes you think about work outside of work. basically: #ImReadyForAIToTakeOurJobs

and #CFO #CIO #CEO decision maling can be fully automated based on market trends; no longer do we need Abe, the slicked-hair & slightly-chubby tan-suit-despot that "will fire whoever messed up the firewall during our cutover" as if it was just #OneGuy and not #ASeriesOfFailures due to being #Overworked and #Overstressed and #UnableToEnjoyMyHobbies

“During the internal chat last week, Jassy was asked to share data that supported his return-to-office policy. However, instead of offering that information, he reportedly called the in-office mandate a ‘judgement call.’”

#inoffice #mandates are already not working out for #Amazon and it needy, performative #CEO.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/andy-jassy-amazon-ceo-remote-work-b2401262.html

#CEO of #Amazan and human choad, Andy Jassy, is the perfect example of why I never, ever responded to an Amazon recruiter.

Tech professionals need to realize they have the power to say "No!" to the stupid, blindingly ignorant, decisions that affect their lives, that this CEO regularly tosses out as sound bites.

30,000 Amazon employees expressed their concerns over #RTO and were subsequently ignored.

Why would anyone want to work for this dick?

Delhi liquor policy case: CBI files FIR against ED officials, CA, hotel CEO for taking bribe from bizman #Delhi #CBI #FIR #ED #CA # #CEO #socialnewsxyz

https://www.socialnews.xyz/2023/08/28/delhi-liquor-policy-case-cbi-files-fir-against-ed-officials-ca-hotel-ceo-for-taking-bribe-from-bizman/

@techprophet #Fintech remains an unpopular sector on #wallstreet. There is a ton of competition. I think your view of #pypl depends on whether you think Alex Chriss can reignite growth when he takes over as #CEO next month.

Intriguing tidbit: the Gitlab issue describing how they are planning to implement ActivityPub has a label "CEO Interest" with the description "When you close out an issue with this label please also Slack it to #ceo ."

I take this that ActivityPub is something the CEO of this publicly-traded, almost $7b market cap company, considers strategic for its flagship product.

Violence restraining orders issued against Woodside climate protesters

https://www.smh.com.au/business/companies/violence-restraining-orders-issued-against-woodside-climate-protesters-20230821-p5dy87.html

The #CEO of #Australia’s #largest #gas #company has obtained violence #restraining #orders against members of a #climate #action #group who #protested #outside her #home.

I guess this recent share could be tangentially aimed at Elon, but it the evergreen nature shows that it could apply to so many CEOs

#TheOnion #Onion #CEO

Zij volgt hiermee Hans van den Broek op, die deze functie sinds 2018 vervulde

Nu op NL Actueel 24: Daniëlle Schuur nieuwe CEO Solvinity

#ceo #danielleschuur #solvinity

https://bit.ly/3OMMezh

#linksrotgrünes geschwurbel eines #ceo der meint damit seine bruchbude retten zu müssen....

jänu #idiot

"Wenn ich sage „ich hasse Männer“ bist du mitgemeint. Alle Männer sind als Unterdrücker Teil des Patriarchats."