☕ Christian ✏️ · @enorel
23 followers · 91 posts · Server masto.ai

Mindig késő este jönnek a legjobb gondolatok. + mindig indulás előtt, ha megyek valahova, és sietnem kell. Kicsit bosszantó tud lenni.

#cestlavie

Last updated 1 year ago

Cassandra Lee · @yieng
97 followers · 806 posts · Server mathstodon.xyz

My dad used to be a boss. Every time he plans our meals, he gives us two choices, say beef and chicken. We pick chicken but he cooks pork. If the choice is between rice and noodles, we pick noodles but he cooks congee. My mum's illustration:

A man says to a girl: “Will you marry me?”
The girl: yes! yes! yes!
But the man ends up marrying some other girl shortly afterwards.
The first girl: why didn’t you marry me?
Man: I have the right to ask. You have the right to answer. But I have the right to choose.

If I happen to fall for a boy who's a boss, I'm so scared he'd give me the same treatment…
By corollary: My dad is so scary… and for me to have normalised this kind of stuff/abuse makes me even more scared…

#cestlavie #life #jokesonmastodon #jokeofteday #joke #wednesdaythoughts #wednesday

Last updated 1 year ago

William Fly :verified: · @william_fly
80 followers · 21 posts · Server mastodon.uno

Che tenerezza il topo che si caga addosso per gli scritti 😜

#inculoallabalena #cestlavie

Last updated 1 year ago

Petrina Binney · @petrinabinney
22 followers · 14 posts · Server mas.to
Topino89 · @topino89
1 followers · 73 posts · Server h4.io
Mumuv42 · @mumuv42
26 followers · 472 posts · Server mastodon.top

Les bonnes résolutions sont des êtres nocturnes. Elles pullulent la nuit entre les sommeils et disparaissent dès le lever du soleil, jusqu'à la nuit prochaine. Très rarement, on en voit le jour, mais elles ne font que passer trop furtivement pour les attraper.

#cestlavie

Last updated 2 years ago

WACOCA · @wacoca
8 followers · 1137 posts · Server mastodon.world
Classic Movies Today · @classicmovies
76 followers · 439 posts · Server botsin.space

33 years ago:
C'est La Vie (FR)
Original title: La Baule-les-Pins
A story is about young teenage girl, with sister and brothers, a pleasant uncle and aunt, an annoying nanny, a young boy interested in kissing her, a close relationship with the imaginary addressee of her daily diary and her parents' disintegrating marriage - all this in a rented house in a summer r...
1990-02-14
themoviedb.org/movie/77672

#cestlavie #dianekurys #nathaliebaye #jeanpierrebacri #zaboubreitman #movies

Last updated 2 years ago

Natalia · @NataliaArmyOf1
746 followers · 1792 posts · Server mstdn.social

@dgar yes, yes it is and I feel like I found my private echo chamber where all is peace, intellect and understanding! In Portugal, we have a saying that goes roughly as "some evils come with good intents" which means not all bad occurrences will hurt you, in the end some are blessings in desguise"
I really think buying the vulture is one of these instances. I would have never found my safe place weren't for his misogynistic racist incel elitist move 🤷‍♀️
😷🍷💋

#cestlavie #SpaceKaren

Last updated 2 years ago

Alexandra Nü 🚲💚 · @AlexandraN
59 followers · 191 posts · Server muenchen.social

Ich krieg auch nicht immer, was ich will.

#cestlavie

Last updated 2 years ago

Mehdi Guiraud · @mguiraud
62 followers · 5786 posts · Server social.apreslanu.it

RT @NathalieAchard@twitter.com

Demain Jeudi 22/12 de 14h00 à 15h00 j'aurai l'immense plaisir de parler de non violence au micro de @geraldine_mayr@twitter.com sur @francebleu@twitter.com

Le moment s'y prête pas mal non?

cc @EditionMarabout@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/NathalieAchard/sta

#cestlavie

Last updated 2 years ago

D1g1talDrag0n · @D1g1talDrag0n
0 followers · 18 posts · Server techhub.social

@jalefkowit It was a mess and now I have my first blocked account on here. It’s a shame really as I always liked them.

#cestlavie

Last updated 2 years ago

David Todd McCarty · @Davidtoddmccarty
2333 followers · 1843 posts · Server newsie.social

I’m always a bit bewildered that I’ll publish a piece laying out an argument about whatever, and people will comment that they disagree. Fine. Not surprised. But then they seem to get miffed when I am not swayed by their insults implying that I don’t know what I’m talking about; annoyed that I don’t feel compelled to change my mind to meet their point of view.

This isn’t special to Mastodon, but I am engaging almost entirely with strangers here at this point still.

#cestlavie

Last updated 2 years ago

CyberEd :verified: · @ebcovert3
289 followers · 535 posts · Server infosec.exchange

@VidmoOreda I will note that the onkyo does not have a center channel but

#cestlavie

Last updated 2 years ago

Evelyn🚲葉美華 · @evelyn
334 followers · 2085 posts · Server masto.evelynyap.com

Aaaaand today... another doctor visit. 🏥

But before that, I treat myself to a nice at a favorite resto just walking distance from the hospital.

I'm having a typical breakfast meal, of course! 🐮🍳🍚

Wait. What? The machine's not working?

The nerve of that thing! Taking an indefinite break during peak coffee hours! 🤨

*sigh* Fine. No coffee. 😐

🤷‍♀️

#breakfast #Filipino #coffee #cestlavie

Last updated 2 years ago

Lisa · @lisality
40 followers · 72 posts · Server oslo.town

Fjordland – det ultimate tegnet på at du er blitt single.

#cestlavie

Last updated 2 years ago

🇪🇺 Yet Another Owl · @61ennepi
246 followers · 5585 posts · Server mastodon.social
AiRolG · @airolgloria
15 followers · 406 posts · Server mastodon.online

stick with it but we don’t like it
Be a person who don’t afraid to change
Be a courageous person, live a “like” life
stick… with 🫀

#cestlavie

Last updated 3 years ago

AiRolG · @airolgloria
15 followers · 406 posts · Server mastodon.online

Wife cake no wife, pineapple bun no pineapple, news not even real
well, quitter still quit and liar still lie :ablobcatwave:

#cestlavie

Last updated 3 years ago