A survey from that oh so reputable and nonbiased institution known as Dunkin Donuts (or Dunkin now). Does not include those loser drinkers of simple basic drip coffee.

>Sexy mocha drinkers and educated espresso-lovers: what your choice of coffee says about you https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/sep/06/sexy-mocha-drinkers-and-educated-espresso-lovers-what-your-choice-of-coffee-says-about-you

#coffee #ChampagneProblems #surveys

The things people do when they have way more money than they know what to do with it. Sheesh.

#ChampagneProblems #wealth

>Blood-Swapping Tech Bro Extends Eternal Youth Ambitions to Penis https://jezebel.com/blood-swapping-tech-bro-extends-eternal-youth-ambitions-1850793569

Did you raise a glass to celebrate getting all the answers to this week's #threeForFriday #music #quiz ? Didn't get them all? Well here's the answers for you. More questions on Friday as always

#musicquiz #trivia #musictrivia #questions #musicquestions #popmaster #musicfans #musicgame #musicchallenge #quiztime #instaquiz #oasis @oasis #champangeSupernova #taylorswift @taylorswift #champagneOrGuinness #paulweller @paulwellerHQ #champagneProblems #b*witched @officialbwitched

In #ChampagneProblems. On side note, the man has a history of suing companies for "false advertising" (more like not having anything better to do). And TBH, I do not give a shit either if they sell boneless chicken and call it nuggets, wings, tenders, etc. Get a life.

#GreatDebatesOfOurTime

Man suing Buffalo Wild Wings says company doesn’t ‘give a s–t’ about his boneless wings complaint https://nypost.com/2023/07/30/man-suing-buffalo-wild-wings-says-company-doesnt-give-a-s-t-about-his-boneless-wings-complaint/

Apparently, Mierda de Gato did not get paid so he has the sads and is whining, so are a few other RWNJs.
#ChampagneProblems #SocialMedia

Right-Wing Influencers Are Furious [Eli Cologne] Didn’t Pay Them to Tweet https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/twitter-monetization-program-angers-excluded-influencers-1234789808/

Another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: crybaby self-entitled assholes like this guy. Imagine happily taking a flight to Amsterdam and you end in Chicago thanks to this twatwaffle.

#ChampagneProblems

United Airlines passenger kicked off flight after moaning about meal choice https://nypost.com/2023/07/17/footage-shows-unruly-united-airlines-business-class-passenger-berating-flight-attendants-over-meal-then-being-kicked-off-plane/

Palace breaks silence on Biden’s ‘protocol breach’ with King Charles https://nypost.com/2023/07/11/palace-breaks-silence-on-bidens-protocol-breach-with-king-charles/

In #ChampagneProblems. "...Charles was 'entirely comfortable' with Biden’s decorum." If Charles was cool, I do not see the problem.

#royalty #etiquette

Yet another reason to avoid the #FlyingCattleCars: Male Karens whining about their food. Damn business class asshole was lucky he got fed. Rest of peons get peanuts (oops, pretzels, got to worry about nut allergies now) if lucky. Fucking bastard.

#ChampagneProblems #AssholeOfTheDay

United flight to Amsterdam reportedly diverted to Chicago over meal choice https://www.theguardian.com/business/2023/jul/10/united-airline-amsterdam-flight-diverted-airplane-food

Once more in #ChampagneProblems.
#SocialMedia

Reminded of mom's old saying: "Sarna con gusto no pica." ("Scabies/mange with joy does not itch.")

Threads users bouncing after finding their feeds infested with brands, random celebs and other garbage they don't follow https://boingboing.net/2023/07/08/threads-users-bouncing-after-finding-their-feeds-infested-with-brands-random-celebs.html

In a combo of #ChampagneProblems and #BadEconomy. And please, don't invite us to your wedding either. We'll send you a card. . . maybe.

Stop inviting us to your weddings https://www.salon.com/2023/07/09/wedding-invitations/

What does the shock PGA Tour-LIV merger mean for golf? https://www.aljazeera.com/sports/2023/6/7/what-does-shock-pga-saudi-backed-liv-merger-mean-for-golf

An overview if you wonder what the fuss is about. Lot of the fuss is just the usual: money, and lots of it (at least for some people).

#RealOwners #ChampagneProblems

MAGA woman grieves after finding out Chick-Fil-A is serving "woke chicken" (video) https://boingboing.net/2023/06/02/maga-woman-grieves-after-finding-out-chick-fil-a-is-serving-woke-chicken-video.html

LMAO. TBH, the lines around the building in the local one say most of those #RWNJs will still eat the pollo despierto (I know, a very literal translation for humor). Cue up the baby 🎻 .

#PartyOfStupid #Christofascists #ChampagneProblems

Fake books: the controversial interiors trend for literary pretenders https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/may/01/fake-books-the-controversial-interiors-trend-for-literary-pretenders

In #ChampagneProblems.

#books #reading #Bookstodon

Ron DeSantis Eating Pudding With His Fingers Will End His 2024 Bid
https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/03/desantis-eating-pudding-with-his-fingers-will-end-2024-bid.html

If steak and ketchup, or the KFC bucket on the plane did not end the #PendejoInChief's run, eating pudding with fingers is basically nothing. #Floriduh #ChampagneProblems #PartyOfStupid

#todayinthekitchen #JVcooks
Kimchi-making day today. Made without radish and Asian chives today, because I can’t trust myself to go to the Asian grocery store. I am VERY broke. The three vet visits the other week has me one minor disaster away from having no savings. I always consider myself incredibly blessed until my mother laments that she doesn’t have a washing machine in her 3rd home and my sister had to drive the BMW because her other vehicles couldn’t handle the snow… #champagneproblems

Ciara’s Single Woman’s Anthem Backfires After Fans Bring Up Her Relationship with Russell Wilson https://atlantablackstar.com/2023/02/16/telling-us-we-dont-need-no-man-and-she-married-ciaras-single-womans-anthem-backfires-after-fans-bring-up-her-relationship-with-russell-wilson/

In #ChampagneProblems. Seems to me she can not "need" a man and still have one should she choose.

But then again, I am a man, so what do I know?

Well, it happened yesterday...

TIL when one is expected to take notes by hand for hours, after 2+yrs of not writing w/ anything, esp. other than a keyboard, my hands get weak as hell. #justcomplaining #champagneproblems #therehastobeabetterway

Bride Wonders If She’s A Jerk For Wanting To Postpone The Wedding Because Her Fiance Has Braces https://www.boredpanda.com/postponing-wedding-fiance-wearing-braces/

Yes, she is, and he needs to dump her now. #ChampagneProblems #fuckery

"Champagne Problems" - Zoe Levert (Taylor Swift cover) 🥂

#music #swiftie #taylorswift #evermore #champagneproblems https://youtube.com/shorts/3K-zI4lr47g?feature=share

I’m tired of Harry and Meghan. The media should be too https://www.aljazeera.com/opinions/2023/1/16/im-tired-of-harry-and-meghan-the-media-should-be-too

There really is no escaping these news since it seeps into the feeds no matter how much you mute and block.

#ChampagneProblems