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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
378 followers · 209 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Chewy hops into da bed
She plays and den she sits
She go spin and kurls up tite
Her fluff, it barely fits

From my cave, I leap out fast
Da Chewy jumps and flees
Den I clime into da bed
Cuz it belongs to me

#cheddarpoetry #itminenow #iwantswatchewygots #finstillmissing #imissfin #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
377 followers · 204 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Outside dere be lots of werk
And lots of fings to kleen
I halps mama wif it all
As eberyfing turns gween

Den I notiss mama tired
I cwies at her to stop
To da sofa, cuddles now!
Den on her lap I flop

#cheddarpoetry #mamapooped #itcuddletime #nomorwerky #finstillmissing #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
377 followers · 204 posts · Server universeodon.com
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I smelly a smell
I follows da smell
I run in da neybor's bakyard

Mama, she chase
I be on da case!
I ses I smells Fin, I on gard

I kwall thru da fense
Ware junk be all dense
I smelly da smell in da air

But wen I go see
I cwy he not be
Cuz Fin, wen I looked, not be dere

#cheddarpoetry #finstillmissing #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
377 followers · 204 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Happyness is
Rolling in da dirt
As sunbeam shines
Warming my fur
As I put on my paynt

#cheddarpoetry #warryerpaynt #happy #finstillmissing

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
375 followers · 198 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Puffball, gween, in mama's hand
But it be mine, so I demand

I jumps up fast, I gwabs and bite
And hold da ball wif all my mite

My pweshis puffball, wip and shred
I bites yoo til yoo good and ded

#cheddarpoetry #playtimeferapywifmama #gweenpuffball #idedsit #finstillmissing #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
374 followers · 197 posts · Server universeodon.com
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I halps mama as she werks
And waykes up leefs and dirt.
Suddenly, I hears a skweek,
I run, I finks she hurt!

Mama sits, I comes to see,
She's looking at her shoo.
Den I smells da stinky
Of my wesent stinky poo.

#cheddarpoetry #mamaupdiggymystinkypoopy #poopshoo #finstillmissing #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
374 followers · 197 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Mama tired
And so is me
She not sleep good
Sints Fin go flee

I tells her come
Let's take a bwake
We go for nap
Her hed still ake

#cheddarpoetry #finstillmissing #mamaneedscuddlesandnappy #mitenothartorweply #cheddar #Caturday #itakecareofmama #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
373 followers · 192 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Hamsum kitty in da glass,
Da one dat looks like me.
I paws his face, I ses hallo,
I asks him how he be.

Den I asks if he's seed Fin,
But anser me, he not.
As I turn, he dissypeers,
And all dat's left is snot.

#cheddarpoetry #finstillmissing #windowkitty #mamahasbigworry #CatsOfMastodon #cheddar #fin

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
373 followers · 191 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Erlwee in da morning,
I has wilds and I has runs.
Chase da Chewy, chase da Sock,
I play until I's dones.

After all da wild be out,
To mama I den go.
She be habing hurty hed,
My luv for her, I show.

#cheddarpoetry #mamahasbadhurtyhed #itakecareofhernow #mitenothartorweply #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
373 followers · 188 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Chewy climes onto da roof
But she not can get down.
So I go and climes up too
And shows her all awound.

Wen I's done, I climes bak down,
And show her how it's done.
Chewy follows closely,
Den she ses dat dat was fun!

#cheddarpoetry #meandchewygoonroof #iteechchewy #ikeephersafe #cats #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
372 followers · 185 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Cubbered in fwesh paynt
I wach as da zombees run
Pooping demselfs skared

#cheddarpoetry #hykoo #haiku #haikuday #warryerpaynt #cheddar #CatsOfMastodon #cats

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
371 followers · 184 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Eleben plates wif cuppycakes
Eleben jars of jam
Eleben cups of catnip tee
Eleben biskits, ham

Eleben places all be set
Wif napkins on a tway
Eleben now da Chewy be,
Cuz it's her birdie day!

#cheddarpoetry #birdieday #chewy #she11now #teepawtee #yooallinbited #ipwomisetobegood #cheddar #CatsOfMastodon #cats #birthday

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
369 followers · 181 posts · Server universeodon.com

Liddle piggy makes da ham
And takes it to da stor
Den da piggy sells da ham
Until he gots no mor.

Mama buys da ham for me
I eats and fills my tum
After nappy, after play
I poops it out my bum!

#cheddarpoetry #hamday #glazedspiralhamday #iwantsalldahams #dismypiggyandhammyfwend #Caturday #cheddar #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
365 followers · 174 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Run run run
From twee to twee
I run run run
I feels so fwee

I climes and chase
I run and play
I has da mostest
Funnest day!

#cheddarpoetry #inotstop #itoofastforcamra #mamaonlygotaliddlebitofmyruns #happy #iluvsplayingoutside #cheddar #cats #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
365 followers · 174 posts · Server universeodon.com
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I come and wach
As mama pets Fin
And den she starts
To skwichy my chin

I starts to purr
And Fin purrs too
He makes a chirp
I makes a mew

And den I tells
Da mama it's time
Den underneef
Da blanky I clime

#cheddarpoetry #timeforcuddles #cheddar #fin #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
360 followers · 168 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Come heer, close,
I gibs embwace
Den wif my tung,
I kiss yor face.

#cheddarpoetry #kissy #CatsOfMastodon #cheddar

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
360 followers · 167 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Wif nippy stems
Between my teefs
I roll awound
In catnip leefs

#cheddarpoetry #catnip #happy #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
360 followers · 165 posts · Server universeodon.com
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I's a bunny,
Hippy Hop!
And in yor baskit,
I makes plop!

But if yoo nice
And gib me tweats,
Den I will only
Bite yor feets!

#cheddarpoetry #gibmetweatsoryoogetplops #bunny #easter #eastersunday #easterbunny #CatsOfMastodon #cats

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
358 followers · 164 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Outside, dere be bunnys,
But I's not shur wich one be
Da one dat poopys chokwit eggs
And leebs da ham for me.

Dis year, I will cach him,
Wen I pounce, I will not miss!
Den I gonna lik his face,
And gib him kissy kiss!

#cheddarpoetry #eastereve #maybehestayandplaywifme #ham #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

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Cheddar · @fartycheddarcat
356 followers · 163 posts · Server universeodon.com
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Sunbeam wakes
And starts to shine
It bwites da room
Da warm is mine

I has a baff
And wash my face
I lift my leg
Wif furry gwace

And den I kleen
My bumbum hole
As sunbeam shines
And fills my sole

#cheddarpoetry #likkybaff #sunbeam #goodfriday #CatsOfMastodon

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